Who's Going To See Twilight?

its that guy · *by **its that guy** on Thu 1/Jul/10 7:47pm*

wachtourak wrote:I'd rather floss my ass crack with razor wire

Word

CrustyMTB · *by **CrustyMTB** on Thu 1/Jul/10 9:13pm*

None of these kiddie vamps flicks are fit to feel the splinteriness of Buffy's stake.

istepinyards · *by **istepinyards** on Thu 1/Jul/10 9:17pm*

I went outside around 5.30pm this afternoon. It was nice although a little on the chilly side. I am going to wait until summer before I go outside at that time of the day/night again :blink:

E Dogg Capizzle · *by **E Dogg Capizzle** on Thu 1/Jul/10 9:25pm*

CrustyMTB wrote:None of these kiddie vamps flicks are fit to feel the splinteriness of Buffy's stake.

But did those vampires sparkle? :eh:

happybaboon · *by **happybaboon** on Thu 1/Jul/10 9:57pm*

E Dogg Capizzle wrote:
CrustyMTB wrote:None of these kiddie vamps flicks are fit to feel the splinteriness of Buffy's stake.

But did those vampires sparkle?

Don't all vampires sparkle? I'm pretty sure Dracula was almost entirely about how that legal real estate dude was super pissed off about how glitter kept getting all through his shit.

UnimatrixZero · *by **UnimatrixZero** on Thu 1/Jul/10 10:12pm*

CrustyMTB wrote:None of these kiddie vamps flicks are fit to feel the splinteriness of Buffy's stake.

Dazzle · *by **Dazzle** on Thu 1/Jul/10 10:46pm*

Edward is her "dream man," and as depicted in the films, he's basically a control freak who treats her like an object to possess. He lies to her. He manipulates her. He is unable to tolerate her interacting with anyone else. Ladies... if you have a chance to marry a man who acts like Edward while you're dating, do it. And then you can look forward to broken bones and mysterious bruises and a slow and methodical separation from friends and family until you exist only for him. Which is obviously what you're looking for, right? Ooooh, romantic.

http://www.hitfix.com/blogs/2008-12-6-m ... ga-eclipse

This about sums it up - Disney vs Porn:
http://stuffnoonetoldme.blogspot.com/20 ... -post.html