Re: Things That Make You Go W00t

Postby slidecontrol on Fri 17/Jun/11 7:19pm

gonna shit in his mailbox?
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Re: Things That Make You Go W00t

Postby MattV on Fri 17/Jun/11 7:27pm

Could do, I could also post his address here and have vorbers courier their poo to his doorstep
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Re: Things That Make You Go W00t

Postby Percy Pig on Fri 17/Jun/11 8:57pm

MattV wrote:Could do, I could also post his address here and have vorbers courier their poo to his doorstep

That would be a lot of poo packets!! :D
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Re: Things That Make You Go W00t

Postby happybaboon on Fri 17/Jun/11 8:59pm

I endorse this poo-couriering operation.
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Re: Things That Make You Go W00t

Postby Spokes on Fri 17/Jun/11 9:19pm

slidecontrol wrote:gonna shit in his mailbox?


Poo on pillow has more impact.
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Re: Things That Make You Go W00t

Postby znomit on Fri 17/Jun/11 9:36pm

MattV wrote:Could do, I could also post his address here and have vorbers courier their poo to his doorstep

:thumbsup: I could do with a good curry too :thumbsup:
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Re: Things That Make You Go W00t

Postby happybaboon on Fri 17/Jun/11 9:39pm

A very high impact poo is one which is smeared inconspicuiously yet generously onto the undersides of his car door handles.
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Re: Things That Make You Go W00t

Postby MattV on Fri 17/Jun/11 10:07pm

:)
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Re: Things That Make You Go W00t

Postby happybaboon on Fri 17/Jun/11 10:55pm

Let the games.... begin!
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Re: Things That Make You Go W00t

Postby cruiser on Fri 17/Jun/11 10:56pm

MattV wrote:Could do, I could also post his address here and have vorbers courier their poo to his doorstep


One of the better revenge acts I've done is a brew of milk, egg and fish in te blender >into bottle > Peel back the window rubbers on car with chisel > pour it down all 4 door skins :love:
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Re: Things That Make You Go W00t

Postby great uncle bulgaria on Fri 17/Jun/11 10:58pm

making usable two old neglected bikes for a community bike workshop and particularly, realising, after childhood trauma :( , that I'm not as retarded at wheel truing as i thought . . . . :D
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Re: Things That Make You Go W00t

Postby happybaboon on Fri 17/Jun/11 11:01pm

cruiser wrote:
MattV wrote:Could do, I could also post his address here and have vorbers courier their poo to his doorstep


One of the better revenge acts I've done is a brew of milk, egg and fish in te blender >into bottle > Peel back the window rubbers on car with chisel > pour it down all 4 door skins :love:

I take it that it is possible to do this without making any telltale marks that would possibly reveal the source of the stench?
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Re: Things That Make You Go W00t

Postby EoinC on Fri 17/Jun/11 11:12pm

happybaboon wrote:
cruiser wrote:
MattV wrote:Could do, I could also post his address here and have vorbers courier their poo to his doorstep


One of the better revenge acts I've done is a brew of milk, egg and fish in te blender >into bottle > Peel back the window rubbers on car with chisel > pour it down all 4 door skins :love:

I take it that it is possible to do this without making any telltale marks that would possibly reveal the source of the stench?
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Re: Things That Make You Go W00t

Postby Oli on Fri 17/Jun/11 11:41pm

Shit, that would be an expensive revenge! :o
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Re: Things That Make You Go W00t

Postby EoinC on Sat 18/Jun/11 12:45am

Oli wrote:Shit, that would be an expensive revenge! :o
Not in prawn land, where life is cheap. Although not mandaqtory, it is advisable to select the manky ones for this task.

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