Re: Things That Make You Go W00t

Postby nzmatto on Fri 13/May/11 9:45pm

hmmm.....

VORB is...

A bunch of people that ride around on mountain bikes.

Definitely not a club.

Most likely to been seen in Wellington, New Zealand.

All of the above.

So there you have it - We spam each other during the working day, then get on our bikes and ride around. We crash into things and wind up in A & E. We go on big missions around New Zealand and eat to much for breakfast. We dress up in tight leather shorts with the bottoms cut out and clamp each others nipples with bulldog clips. We are the world, We are the children We are the ones who make a brighter day so let's start giving....


and.....

Present

It's winter, it's damn cold, but dammit we're going riding anyway.

Tama gradually goes insane while trying to master CSS and Javascript, and keep the site up to date

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`
Future

Vorb changes its name to Vombpud (Very Organised Mountain Bikers Planning Universal Domination) to reflect it's new aims.

Tama runs for United States president against Hillary Clinton, Jeb Bush and Oprah Winfrey.

So now we know where Tama has really gone.....
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Re: Things That Make You Go W00t

Postby EoinC on Fri 13/May/11 10:37pm

Visiting schools when working in West Africa... Easier way to get fans than becoming a rock star.
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Re: Things That Make You Go W00t

Postby MattV on Fri 13/May/11 11:24pm

Greek yoghurt
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Re: Things That Make You Go W00t

Postby istepinyards on Fri 13/May/11 11:30pm

HOLY FUCK
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Re: Things That Make You Go W00t

Postby wuffy on Sat 14/May/11 1:34am

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Re: Things That Make You Go W00t

Postby Scotty on Sat 14/May/11 6:27am

nzmatto wrote:hmmm.....

VORB is...

A bunch of people that ride around on mountain bikes.

Definitely not a club.

Most likely to been seen in Wellington, New Zealand.

All of the above.

So there you have it - We spam each other during the working day, then get on our bikes and ride around. We crash into things and wind up in A & E. We go on big missions around New Zealand and eat to much for breakfast. We dress up in tight leather shorts with the bottoms cut out and clamp each others nipples with bulldog clips. We are the world, We are the children We are the ones who make a brighter day so let's start giving....


and.....

Present

It's winter, it's damn cold, but dammit we're going riding anyway.

Tama gradually goes insane while trying to master CSS and Javascript, and keep the site up to date

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`
Future

Vorb changes its name to Vombpud (Very Organised Mountain Bikers Planning Universal Domination) to reflect it's new aims.

Tama runs for United States president against Hillary Clinton, Jeb Bush and Oprah Winfrey.

So now we know where Tama has really gone.....

Worst. post. ever. I don't even know where to start about how wrong it is.
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Re: Things That Make You Go W00t

Postby nzmatto on Sat 14/May/11 10:38am

Scotty wrote:
nzmatto wrote:hmmm.....

VORB is...

A bunch of people that ride around on mountain bikes.

Definitely not a club.

Most likely to been seen in Wellington, New Zealand.

All of the above.

So there you have it - We spam each other during the working day, then get on our bikes and ride around. We crash into things and wind up in A & E. We go on big missions around New Zealand and eat to much for breakfast. We dress up in tight leather shorts with the bottoms cut out and clamp each others nipples with bulldog clips. We are the world, We are the children We are the ones who make a brighter day so let's start giving....


and.....

Present

It's winter, it's damn cold, but dammit we're going riding anyway.

Tama gradually goes insane while trying to master CSS and Javascript, and keep the site up to date

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`
Future

Vorb changes its name to Vombpud (Very Organised Mountain Bikers Planning Universal Domination) to reflect it's new aims.

Tama runs for United States president against Hillary Clinton, Jeb Bush and Oprah Winfrey.

So now we know where Tama has really gone.....

Worst. post. ever. I don't even know where to start about how wrong it is.



I'm sure Tama will be pleased to know even years later he can still upset someone. Dude, it's not from me, it's straight from the Vorb archives
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Re: Things That Make You Go W00t

Postby E Dogg Capizzle on Sat 14/May/11 10:43am

Can someone in the North Island punch nzmatto in the face for me?
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Re: Things That Make You Go W00t

Postby znomit on Sat 14/May/11 11:40am

nzmatto wrote:reminiscing


Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

Hey Matto, doesn't that pic predate you somewhat?
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Re: Things That Make You Go W00t

Postby E Dogg Capizzle on Sat 14/May/11 12:07pm

znomit wrote:
nzmatto wrote:reminiscing


Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

Hey Matto, doesn't that pic predate you somewhat?


nzmatto was clearly reminiscing about when he wasn't here.
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Re: Things That Make You Go W00t

Postby happybaboon on Sat 14/May/11 3:11pm

E Dogg Capizzle wrote:Can someone in the North Island punch nzmatto in the face for me?

Can you pay my travel and fist-sharpening expenses? :eh:
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Re: Things That Make You Go W00t

Postby Bigfoot on Sat 14/May/11 3:38pm

E Dogg Capizzle wrote:
znomit wrote:
nzmatto wrote:reminiscing


Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

Hey Matto, doesn't that pic predate you somewhat?


nzmatto was clearly reminiscing about when he wasn't here.


It's a desperate attempt to fit in... like a square peg in a round hole... but in this case its an annoying douche-peg in a slightly entertaining hole*
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Re: Things That Make You Go W00t

Postby BrokenKonaRider on Sat 14/May/11 8:49pm

Gardening on a sunny saturday afternoon, listening to radioNZ stories about bikes. Brilliant:

'It's all about the bike' for Robert Penn. Robert's a lifelong bike nut who's been assembling his dream ride and explores the history, design and culture of the bicycle in the process. http://www.radionz.co.nz/audio/national ... obert_penn

We hop on a hi-tech racing bike in a human performance sports lab with lecturer Phil Fink of Massey University. So what's the difference between pedalling a bike sitting down in the saddle versus standing on the pedals? (duration: 26′21″) http://www.radionz.co.nz/audio/national ... or_sitting
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Re: Things That Make You Go W00t

Postby Oli on Sat 14/May/11 8:54pm

I didn't listen to the shows, but I've just read Robert Penn's book "It's All About The Bike" and I loved it. :thumbsup:
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Re: Things That Make You Go W00t

Postby sifter on Sat 14/May/11 10:19pm

nzmatto wrote:
Scotty wrote:
nzmatto wrote:hmmm.....

VORB is...

A bunch of people that ride around on mountain bikes.

Definitely not a club.

Most likely to been seen in Wellington, New Zealand.

All of the above.

So there you have it - We spam each other during the working day, then get on our bikes and ride around. We crash into things and wind up in A & E. We go on big missions around New Zealand and eat to much for breakfast. We dress up in tight leather shorts with the bottoms cut out and clamp each others nipples with bulldog clips. We are the world, We are the children We are the ones who make a brighter day so let's start giving....


and.....

Present

It's winter, it's damn cold, but dammit we're going riding anyway.

Tama gradually goes insane while trying to master CSS and Javascript, and keep the site up to date

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`
Future

Vorb changes its name to Vombpud (Very Organised Mountain Bikers Planning Universal Domination) to reflect it's new aims.

Tama runs for United States president against Hillary Clinton, Jeb Bush and Oprah Winfrey.

So now we know where Tama has really gone.....

Worst. post. ever. I don't even know where to start about how wrong it is.



I'm sure Tama will be pleased to know even years later he can still upset someone. Dude, it's not from me, it's straight from the Vorb archives


It's always polite to acknowledge your source
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