Monolith wrote: I still have a good mark on my left arm from my stag thing... I had to wear a hi-vis vest.

Why? Why would you let someone talk you into playing paintball on your stag do? I was best man for a mates wedding and he did the same, look what happened to him! Poor old Horse

Butch wrote:

Monolith wrote: I still have a good mark on my left arm from my stag thing... I had to wear a hi-vis vest.

Why? Why would you let someone talk you into playing paintball on your stag do? I was best man for a mates wedding and he did the same, look what happened to him! Poor old Horse

and I thought the half dozen welts I got were bad

nice marks
i went on a bucks day and put the paintballs in a cooler for a while before shooting the buck
it was awesome he was bleeding all over the place
if you l;ooked closely enough you could see the pores of his skin haha good times

I've already been told by a mate of mines bride-to-be that the stag do I'm to organize is to take place at least two weeks (preferably a month) before the big day to ensure he's not still covered in paintball bruises.

It's like she knows we're going to make him do a paintball gauntlet. Damn telepaths

I got off pretty lightly by the looks of things

istepinyards wrote: nice marks
i went on a bucks day and put the paintballs in a cooler for a while before shooting the buck
it was awesome he was bleeding all over the place
if you l;ooked closely enough you could see the pores of his skin haha good times

AAA! Sonofabitch! thats just cruel! We had an everyone vs. Kit round. Actually we had a few. Most of em really.

I think he ended up in the foetal position in the middle of a circle of guys with paintball guns. And we're his mates apparently

Butch wrote:

istepinyards wrote: nice marks
i went on a bucks day and put the paintballs in a cooler for a while before shooting the buck
it was awesome he was bleeding all over the place
if you l;ooked closely enough you could see the pores of his skin haha good times

AAA! Sonofabitch! thats just cruel! We had an everyone vs. Kit round. Actually we had a few. Most of em really.

I think he ended up in the foetal position in the middle of a circle of guys with paintball guns. And we're his mates apparently

best thing they divorced after 6 months it was all for nothing
the things you do for the flap

istepinyards wrote:

Butch wrote:

istepinyards wrote: nice marks
i went on a bucks day and put the paintballs in a cooler for a while before shooting the buck
it was awesome he was bleeding all over the place
if you l;ooked closely enough you could see the pores of his skin haha good times

AAA! Sonofabitch! thats just cruel! We had an everyone vs. Kit round. Actually we had a few. Most of em really.

I think he ended up in the foetal position in the middle of a circle of guys with paintball guns. And we're his mates apparently

best thing they divorced after 6 months it was all for nothing
the things you do for the flap

Colin wrote: Singletrack on my freshly fettled by Oli hardtail , after only riding the squishy for the past few months.

I riding both my bikes - but it is always nice to get re-aquainted with one after being off it for a while.

Especially when Oli has it zinging along so sweet - thanks buddy.

My pleasure, Colin. Thank you!

istepinyards wrote: nice marks
i went on a bucks day and put the paintballs in a cooler for a while before shooting the buck
it was awesome he was bleeding all over the place
if you l;ooked closely enough you could see the pores of his skin haha good times

Nice story, other than the talking shit part.

When paint balls get cold the shells get brittle and break in the barrell, this happens even when your playing at night in winter, they dont get harder or solidify.

Nice try tho.

banga wrote:

istepinyards wrote: nice marks
i went on a bucks day and put the paintballs in a cooler for a while before shooting the buck
it was awesome he was bleeding all over the place
if you l;ooked closely enough you could see the pores of his skin haha good times

Nice story, other than the talking shit part.

When paint balls get cold the shells get brittle and break in the barrell, this happens even when your playing at night in winter, they dont get harder or solidify.

Nice try tho.

Ahhh love the non Paintballers

I wont tell him what he should use

Dodgy_Matt wrote:

banga wrote:

istepinyards wrote: nice marks
i went on a bucks day and put the paintballs in a cooler for a while before shooting the buck
it was awesome he was bleeding all over the place
if you l;ooked closely enough you could see the pores of his skin haha good times

Nice story, other than the talking shit part.

When paint balls get cold the shells get brittle and break in the barrell, this happens even when your playing at night in winter, they dont get harder or solidify.

Nice try tho.

Ahhh love the non Paintballers

I wont tell him what he should use

use to put holes in his friend? he prob made having friends part up as well haha

I remeber shooting holes through a water mellon...

Dodgy_Matt wrote:

banga wrote:

istepinyards wrote: nice marks
i went on a bucks day and put the paintballs in a cooler for a while before shooting the buck
it was awesome he was bleeding all over the place
if you l;ooked closely enough you could see the pores of his skin haha good times

Nice story, other than the talking shit part.

When paint balls get cold the shells get brittle and break in the barrell, this happens even when your playing at night in winter, they dont get harder or solidify.

Nice try tho.

Ahhh love the non Paintballers

I wont tell him what he should use

not talking shit at all placed in a cooler in 40 degree heat in windsor outside of sydney
the paint balls were not frozen just chilled a little
ask for the facts and they shall be given

Paintball is about half a step above live action role playing.