A Girls Choice Between Beastiality And Necrophilia

dicks-naughty-account · *by **dicks-naughty-account** on Sun 10/Jan/10 11:10am*

The story that is twilight:

http://www.cracked.com/funny-36-twilight/

Henry Dorset Case · *by **Henry Dorset Case** on Sun 10/Jan/10 11:42am*

BEST. TITLE. EVER.

I think its "bestiality" but am too lazy to look it up.

Wobbler · *by **Wobbler** on Sun 10/Jan/10 11:53am*

fucked cracked is awesome

from the http://www.cracked.com/article_16868_6- ... -shoe.html

So you're on vacation in Australia, drinking a Fosters, chasing dingos away from your babies and arguing about what things are and are not knives.

stiffeeslicker · *by **stiffeeslicker** on Sun 10/Jan/10 12:20pm*

Since when did vorb thread titles stop being worksafe? :blush:

mundi · *by **mundi** on Sun 10/Jan/10 2:29pm*

Hilarious!

Three hundred pages after "Oh, you like me too? No way, I thought you hated me!", the plot arrives late to the party, drunk, in a beat-up '53 Chevy pick-up truck. It drives away about fifty pages later and crashes into a tree, gets sent to the hospital, and is rarely heard from again throughout the course of the series

cooper770 · *by **cooper770** on Sun 10/Jan/10 3:03pm*

mundi wrote::baaa:

Hilarious!

Three hundred pages after "Oh, you like me too? No way, I thought you hated me!", the plot arrives late to the party, drunk, in a beat-up '53 Chevy pick-up truck. It drives away about fifty pages later and crashes into a tree, gets sent to the hospital, and is rarely heard from again throughout the course of the series

Can't wait for the sequal when the Pick Up Truck comes back as a Vampire Car and terrorises the neighbourhood....oh Hang on Steven whats his name has already done that one...

kneemick · *by **kneemick** on Wed 13/Jan/10 6:54am*

Hilarious synopsis - and judging by the first 10 mins of the first movie (I was forced to watch, honest) I think it is probably fairly accurate

A Girls Choice Between Beastiality And Necrophilia

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