I've Bought A Boat

tartgrandmother · *by **tartgrandmother** on Tue 7/Jul/09 8:51pm*

no no no... save the lexus v8 for a real car.

Fraser · *by **Fraser** on Tue 7/Jul/09 10:33pm*

does it float. Do you now have a leditimate reason for talking like a pirate.
Cast off on the good ship vorb ahhharhhh

lubie · *by **lubie** on Tue 7/Jul/09 10:34pm*

E Dogg Capizzle wrote:I don't think you'll get to steam many arses in that thing. Unless they were unusually accommodating.

that reminds me of a disturbing video I once saw, where a whole coke can disappeared... :blink:

tui56 · *by **tui56** on Tue 7/Jul/09 10:40pm*

Tama wrote:PXTed in by Tama at 1:17pm Thu 2nd Jul 09:
Cue Lonely Island song. Yup, I've just got an embarrassingly ugly 4WD diesel boat for road trip missions - but it was a good price and in suprisingly good nick so it's all good.

I think I shall call it the S S Steamer

Ugly, YES. If that van was an exotic dancer it would be broke and homeless. :lol:

as would I

Spokes · *by **Spokes** on Tue 7/Jul/09 10:53pm*

shmoodiver wrote:word the toyota 2c and 3c diesels don't like to get hot.

As its a boat this is not a problem.

tui56 · *by **tui56** on Tue 7/Jul/09 11:00pm*

Spokes wrote:
shmoodiver wrote:word the toyota 2c and 3c diesels don't like to get hot.

As its a boat this is not a problem.

thankfully its not an ugly exotic dancer thats getting "hot" either

crazychris · *by **crazychris** on Wed 8/Jul/09 7:31am*

tui56 wrote:
Spokes wrote:
shmoodiver wrote:word the toyota 2c and 3c diesels don't like to get hot.

As its a boat this is not a problem.

thankfully its not an ugly exotic dancer thats getting "hot" either

if it was a hooker, it'd be floating in the river by now

Tama · *by **Tama** on Fri 10/Jul/09 7:42am*

0 - 100kph in 30 seconds!

Next time I'll put the "Power" button on and floor it proper-like.

I'm expecting 0 - 100 in 25 seconds :huh:

james · *by **james** on Fri 10/Jul/09 10:50am*

Have you fitted the port and starboard navigation lights? Sounds like you won't the the white flashing high speed light.

Jono · *by **Jono** on Fri 10/Jul/09 1:18pm*

I hope that it's got ESC* because otherwise you'll have it going sideways with all that power.

*ESC does stand for "ejection seat controller" doesn't it?

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