Would eating glitter make your poo sparkle?

Yes
22
28%
No
2
3%
I don't know - you should try it out
43
55%
I don't know - I'll try it out
11
14%
 
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Would Eating Glitter Make Your Poo Sparkle?

Postby Tama on Sat 18/Apr/09 2:53pm

Another topic that came up on the ride this morning (and girls outnumbered boys 3 to 2!)

If you swallowed glitter would it make your poo sparkle?

Or would (as it was suggested) your stomach acid render the glitter none sparkly?

Any ideas?
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Re: Would Eating Glitter Make Your Poo Sparkle?

Postby E Dogg Capizzle on Sat 18/Apr/09 3:01pm

Most definitely.
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Re: Would Eating Glitter Make Your Poo Sparkle?

Postby shmoodiver on Sat 18/Apr/09 3:03pm

And if it doesn't maybe you should try metallic paint!
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Re: Would Eating Glitter Make Your Poo Sparkle?

Postby scatter on Sat 18/Apr/09 3:04pm

Who wants to be a guinea pig :ib:
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Re: Would Eating Glitter Make Your Poo Sparkle?

Postby happybaboon on Sat 18/Apr/09 3:04pm

Give it a go. The worst that'll happen is an amusing trip to the ER.
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Re: Would Eating Glitter Make Your Poo Sparkle?

Postby scatter on Sat 18/Apr/09 3:05pm

Google "eating glitter" :blink:
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Re: Would Eating Glitter Make Your Poo Sparkle?

Postby happybaboon on Sat 18/Apr/09 3:07pm

Gold sparkly poo pills :lol:
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Re: Would Eating Glitter Make Your Poo Sparkle?

Postby Bigfoot on Sat 18/Apr/09 3:07pm

Pre-business suppository insertion of glitter would undoubtedly work :eh:
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Re: Would Eating Glitter Make Your Poo Sparkle?

Postby Slim on Sat 18/Apr/09 4:05pm

Apparently this is how it is done, according to google.



Take a small piece of paper.
Put a big pinch of glitter on it.
Wrap paper around like a pill size.

Swallow with water (try not to chew, glitter stays in your teeth for ages).

Be amazed for the next few days as you have a glitterball in the bowl.
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Re: Would Eating Glitter Make Your Poo Sparkle?

Postby E Dogg Capizzle on Sat 18/Apr/09 4:11pm

Is there a bizarro idea that you can come up with that some sick fuck hasn't already done?
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Re: Would Eating Glitter Make Your Poo Sparkle?

Postby Weevil on Sat 18/Apr/09 4:28pm

rofl
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Re: Would Eating Glitter Make Your Poo Sparkle?

Postby Tama on Sat 18/Apr/09 4:29pm

Slim wrote:Apparently this is how it is done, according to google.



Take a small piece of paper.
Put a big pinch of glitter on it.
Wrap paper around like a pill size.

Swallow with water (try not to chew, glitter stays in your teeth for ages).

Be amazed for the next few days as you have a glitterball in the bowl.

Hmmm... I'm curious - but I know people will demand I post photos and I'm just not down with that sort of thing :blush: :huh:

E Dogg Capizzle wrote:Is there a bizarro idea that you can come up with that some sick fuck hasn't already done?

Have PMed you :)
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Re: Would Eating Glitter Make Your Poo Sparkle?

Postby slidecontrol on Sat 18/Apr/09 7:18pm

PMing???? thats disgusting!!!! pervert :angry:
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Re: Would Eating Glitter Make Your Poo Sparkle?

Postby slidecontrol on Sat 18/Apr/09 7:20pm

oh, and I have no idea about the glitter, but drink enough blue powerade and things get interesting..... :paranoid:
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Re: Would Eating Glitter Make Your Poo Sparkle?

Postby happybaboon on Sat 18/Apr/09 7:22pm

I'm told that drinking a bottle of foodcolouring makes things brightly coloured, fluid and volumnous.
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