Re: Who's Going To See Twilight?

Postby its that guy on Thu 1/Jul/10 7:47pm

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Re: Who's Going To See Twilight?

Postby CrustyMTB on Thu 1/Jul/10 9:13pm

None of these kiddie vamps flicks are fit to feel the splinteriness of Buffy's stake.
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Re: Who's Going To See Twilight?

Postby istepinyards on Thu 1/Jul/10 9:17pm

I went outside around 5.30pm this afternoon. It was nice although a little on the chilly side. I am going to wait until summer before I go outside at that time of the day/night again :blink:
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Re: Who's Going To See Twilight?

Postby E Dogg Capizzle on Thu 1/Jul/10 9:25pm

CrustyMTB wrote:None of these kiddie vamps flicks are fit to feel the splinteriness of Buffy's stake.


But did those vampires sparkle? :eh:
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Re: Who's Going To See Twilight?

Postby happybaboon on Thu 1/Jul/10 9:57pm

E Dogg Capizzle wrote:
CrustyMTB wrote:None of these kiddie vamps flicks are fit to feel the splinteriness of Buffy's stake.


But did those vampires sparkle? :eh:

Don't all vampires sparkle? I'm pretty sure Dracula was almost entirely about how that legal real estate dude was super pissed off about how glitter kept getting all through his shit.
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Re: Who's Going To See Twilight?

Postby UnimatrixZero on Thu 1/Jul/10 10:12pm

CrustyMTB wrote:None of these kiddie vamps flicks are fit to feel the splinteriness of Buffy's stake.


:thumbsup:
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Re: Who's Going To See Twilight?

Postby Dazzle on Thu 1/Jul/10 10:46pm

Edward is her "dream man," and as depicted in the films, he's basically a control freak who treats her like an object to possess. He lies to her. He manipulates her. He is unable to tolerate her interacting with anyone else. Ladies... if you have a chance to marry a man who acts like Edward while you're dating, do it. And then you can look forward to broken bones and mysterious bruises and a slow and methodical separation from friends and family until you exist only for him. Which is obviously what you're looking for, right? Ooooh, romantic.

http://www.hitfix.com/blogs/2008-12-6-m ... ga-eclipse


This about sums it up - Disney vs Porn:
http://stuffnoonetoldme.blogspot.com/20 ... -post.html
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Re: Who's Going To See Twilight?

Postby slidecontrol on Thu 1/Jul/10 10:52pm

ROFLCOPTER!!!! :lol:
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Re: Who's Going To See Twilight?

Postby dicks-naughty-account on Fri 2/Jul/10 8:10pm

I would rather lodge toothpicks in my genitals and eat my own pubic hair than see twilight.
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Re: Who's Going To See Twilight?

Postby j2hyde on Fri 2/Jul/10 8:57pm

I'd rather watch you lodge toothpics in your genitals and eat your own pubic hair than see twilight
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Re: Who's Going To See Twilight?

Postby Purple_Helmet on Fri 2/Jul/10 10:14pm

CrustyMTB wrote:None of these kiddie vamps flicks are fit to feel the splinteriness of Buffy's stake.


Slutty the vampire buffer?
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Re: Who's Going To See Twilight?

Postby znomit on Sat 3/Jul/10 2:09pm

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Re: Who's Going To See Twilight?

Postby wuffy on Mon 5/Jul/10 3:46pm

Twilights just THAT awesome.
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