Which royal personage would you most like to hump?

The Queen
4
9%
Kate Middleton
29
62%
Princess Anne
0
No votes
Princess Beatrice
4
9%
Princess Eugenie
3
6%
Princess Alexandra
1
2%
Duchess of Cornwall
0
No votes
Countess of Wessex
4
9%
Lady Louise Windsor
0
No votes
Zara Phillips
16
34%
Lady Sarah Chatto
0
No votes
Lady Davina Lewis of Gloucester
2
4%
Lady Rose Gilman of Gloucester
1
2%
Lady Helen Windsor
1
2%
Charles, Prince of Wales
4
9%
 
Total voters : 47

Re: Which Royal Personage Would You Most Like To Hump?

Postby Astoria Paranoia on Mon 20/Jun/11 5:20pm

wachtourak wrote:Shame about the goober-vest


And the toeclips
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Re: Which Royal Personage Would You Most Like To Hump?

Postby dented on Mon 20/Jun/11 5:23pm

Astoria Paranoia wrote:
wachtourak wrote:Shame about the goober-vest


And the toeclips

And the lack of visible nipples.
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Re: Which Royal Personage Would You Most Like To Hump?

Postby Oli on Mon 20/Jun/11 8:05pm

Her vagina isn't even showing! :angry:
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Re: Which Royal Personage Would You Most Like To Hump?

Postby dented on Mon 20/Jun/11 8:07pm

Somebody always takes it too far :angry:
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Re: Which Royal Personage Would You Most Like To Hump?

Postby Oli on Mon 20/Jun/11 8:13pm

:huh:
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Re: Which Royal Personage Would You Most Like To Hump?

Postby pb on Mon 20/Jun/11 8:16pm

dented wrote:Somebody always takes it too far :angry:


Whos that then? :D
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Re: Which Royal Personage Would You Most Like To Hump?

Postby Mickyfinn on Mon 20/Jun/11 9:32pm

northernmonkey wrote:
Trail wrote:Kate aint quite a royal just yet :sly:

Who are all those other poncy sounding people??


Kate will never be royal, she don't even have proper blue blood (one of those frightful commoners if you can believe it)....

The rest of them are just a motley crew of freeloading inbred Germans poncing of the British taxpayer.

What there is no option for Phil the Greek??



Have you seen the post wedding pictures...... thats why they need some non royal blood.... too much inbreeding !!
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Re: Which Royal Personage Would You Most Like To Hump?

Postby Conners on Mon 20/Jun/11 9:33pm

Astoria Paranoia wrote:
wachtourak wrote:Shame about the goober-vest


And the toeclips

I was gunna slam her for that too - but ya know, duathlon - I'm sure she was after the fast transition...
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Re: Which Royal Personage Would You Most Like To Hump?

Postby happybaboon on Mon 20/Jun/11 9:36pm

Yeah I don't reckon I'd want to have "royal" blood. I'm quite proud that neither of my sets of grandparents were cousins :)
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Re: Which Royal Personage Would You Most Like To Hump?

Postby Simonius_Titius on Tue 21/Jun/11 3:16am

znomit wrote:Image

She's a style leader too! Never mind the invisibility cloak.
We have had unbuttoned jackets, laceless sneakers and beltless pants, now she has given us strapless toeclips. I will throw out my straps in the morning.

It seems that smashing body was formed by activities other than cycling.
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