Postby Nathan on Fri 18/Jan/02 12:58pm

I was sadly leaning out of the window of my six floor apartment looking at the rest of Athletic Park wash into peoples back yards. Watching the Fork Lightning blaze accross the skies and thinking shit I am glad I piked on that ride tonight. :p
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Postby Jono on Sat 19/Jan/02 7:03am

I don't look at nappies as waste - I'm helping the economy...besides, if you use washable ones, you get to think about your nice white work shirts being washed in the same place as all those poos where just a couple of hours before...  :crazy:
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Postby Hoz on Tue 22/Jan/02 10:13am

given that I'm a tree hugging soil conservator by trade.......I don't wear nice white business shirts anyway....so that's moot

help the economy to speed up our planets(and thus species) demise even faster....hmmmmm. But then of course I walk everywhere and dress in leaves and don't consume anything that wasn't harvested sustainably(my shit don't stink either)....ha ha
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Postby Jono on Tue 22/Jan/02 10:34am

Now, I like to protect the environment like the next man, 'y know what I mean? But as they say - there's more rainforests where they came from  :satan:


(I was worried once when I made that comment to someone and they didn't realise that I was joking...some people just aren't cynical enough (eh anna?)
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Postby Hoz on Tue 22/Jan/02 3:01pm

:alien: yeah, good for getting a rise out of ecoterrorists that one.....made me laugh! Excellent..... :D

I say things like that round the office sometimes...as you can imagine in an environmental organisation it doesn't go down too well

but then they think I'm nuts anyway cos I wonder around gazing at the sky saying "im a fish, im a fish, im a fish" :baaa:

gotta keep people wondering

reality is that though my workmates spout this stuff to the public as a job and philosophy, over half of them would never have planted a tree, ever......or actually put it into action

I figure that cos' I actually carry the stuff out as well as promote it, that gives me the right to take the piss out of the less realistic bits once in a while :D
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Postby Nathan on Tue 22/Jan/02 3:25pm

Hear Hear, thats the ticket Hoz, I have done many an hour as a Branch Manager myself and it cracks me up to see and hear these white collar environmentalists kick up a fuss. :thumbsup:

Put back a little of what you have taken plant a tree today! :p
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Postby Tama on Tue 22/Jan/02 4:16pm

So Nathan, what sort of "trees" will you be planting for your new business venture in sunny Nelson? :eh:

I hope Littleman is going to plant a tree after that whiteywood sapling galantly gave it's live to save his.
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Postby Hoz on Tue 22/Jan/02 4:27pm

yeah, and our bulk plants scheme could sell him 10 whiteywoody seedlings for the price of one tube of bum cream....do the math

so Littleman, put your cream where your mouth is...er, mouth where your bike is...no wait, that's not right.....cream where your bike was(the whiteywood) and do the decent thing for the planet ya consumerist heathan bugger

but then what else do we expect given the multinational giant steamroller you work for

Tama, it's your job to eliminate Littleman(user of said consumer product, probably developed by said multinational)......he is a tick on the ass of the planet ha ha

keep nz green(he he he...that includes Nelson) :D
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Postby littleman on Tue 22/Jan/02 9:38pm

:eh: there is much talk of my arse and some cream that i use to reduce smaur'n
i can state now that i did not have relations of any kind with the cream.
infact i think that 4 of the 8 riders on the last vorb ride "lubed up" so to speak.
you'll never be a porn star with a spotty botty
and as for the tree it was asking for it


:sneaky:
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Postby seamonkey on Wed 23/Jan/02 2:44am

So was your mother but some things you just don't do. :blush:
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Postby Hoz on Wed 23/Jan/02 8:43am

Didn't know you had aspirations to be a porn star Littleman

Don't think you'll get far by practising on Whiteywood trees though

so that's what the cream was for you sick pup

the group lube job sounds totally dodgy(lights, camera, action)
:blush:
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Postby pissface on Tue 27/Apr/04 9:04am

Does anything ever change?
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Postby skint on Tue 27/Apr/04 9:18am

The more things change the more they stay the same.
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Postby Bigfoot on Tue 27/Apr/04 9:47am

Mr. Vedder wrote:nothing's changed except the surrounding bullshit, that has grown
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Postby Naff on Tue 27/Apr/04 9:51am

Bigfoot wrote:
Mr. Vedder wrote:nothing's changed except the surrounding bullshit, that has grown


especially since i been back :)
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