Artists impression of what to expect:

I'm heading home tonight to build a makeshift grandstand in my back yard for an improved rapture viewing experience. It will also serve as a good elevated shooting position in readiness for the associated zombie apocalypse, accessible only by ladder as apparently zombies can't climb ladders.

I'm going to leave piles of clothes and shoes lying about.

Henry Dorset Case wrote:I'm going to leave piles of clothes and shoes lying about.

So that would be the "coitus" option on the pole?

There's not much point in "Getting down with Jebus" in anticipation for the appocolypse, as somewhere in the bible it says that No-one can predict the second coming of Christ. So if you believe in Jesus and the bible, there's no reason to prepare for the "predicted" appocolypse.

On top of that, doing the boom booms is way more funnerer way to prepare anyway.

Riding the Heaphy Track

Hanging loose with bjebis with a red hot poker shoved up my nether regions no doubt what so ever

I suspect I'll be rapt and the weather is looking really promising!

Looting

neels wrote:I'm heading home tonight to build a makeshift grandstand in my back yard for an improved rapture viewing experience. It will also serve as a good elevated shooting position in readiness for the associated zombie apocalypse, accessible only by ladder as apparently zombies can't climb ladders.

Hmmmm, I think you could have a leeeettle problem there. This week, in the name of research, I watched those classics Dawn of the Dead (original) and Day of the Day. Both featured ladder climbing zombies, and it's fair to say these films had the easiest to evade and stupidest zombies of all.

Tinkerbell wrote:

neels wrote:I'm heading home tonight to build a makeshift grandstand in my back yard for an improved rapture viewing experience. It will also serve as a good elevated shooting position in readiness for the associated zombie apocalypse, accessible only by ladder as apparently zombies can't climb ladders.

Hmmmm, I think you could have a leeeettle problem there. This week, in the name of research, I watched those classics Dawn of the Dead (original) and Day of the Day. Both featured ladder climbing zombies, and it's fair to say these films had the easiest to evade and stupidest zombies of all.

Curses, foiled again.

So retractable ladders it is then, and an overhead walkway to the house. Better start building earlier to allow for the extra features, wouldn't want to miss the start of the rapturing.

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Tinkerbell wrote:

neels wrote:I'm heading home tonight to build a makeshift grandstand in my back yard for an improved rapture viewing experience. It will also serve as a good elevated shooting position in readiness for the associated zombie apocalypse, accessible only by ladder as apparently zombies can't climb ladders.

Hmmmm, I think you could have a leeeettle problem there. This week, in the name of research, I watched those classics Dawn of the Dead (original) and Day of the Day. Both featured ladder climbing zombies, and it's fair to say these films had the easiest to evade and stupidest zombies of all.

did you start with NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD?

its a great double feature with EVIL DEAD

Because the world is meant to be on fire , I thought a Sausage sizzel would be on the cards on the 21 of October,... [win]

2011 AD—On May 21st, Judgment Day will begin and the rapture (the taking up into heaven of God’s elect people) will occur at the end of the 23-year great tribulation. On October 21st, the world will be destroyed by fire (7000 years from the flood; 13,023 years from creation).

http://www.ebiblefellowship.com/outreach/tracts/may21/

Dodgy_Matt wrote:Because the world is meant to be on fire , I thought a Sausage sizzel would be on the cards on the 21 of October,... [win]

2011 AD—On May 21st, Judgment Day will begin and the rapture (the taking up into heaven of God’s elect people) will occur at the end of the 23-year great tribulation. On October 21st, the world will be destroyed by fire (7000 years from the flood; 13,023 years from creation).

So the rapture starts on 21 May, but the world isn't consumed by fire until 21 October. So that means building temporary housing in christchurch is a waste of time, as there will be a surplus of vacant houses from may until october for the heathens to live in.

Unless of course none of God's elect people live in east christchurch.

neels wrote:

Dodgy_Matt wrote:Because the world is meant to be on fire , I thought a Sausage sizzel would be on the cards on the 21 of October,... [win]

2011 AD—On May 21st, Judgment Day will begin and the rapture (the taking up into heaven of God’s elect people) will occur at the end of the 23-year great tribulation. On October 21st, the world will be destroyed by fire (7000 years from the flood; 13,023 years from creation).

So the rapture starts on 21 May, but the world isn't consumed by fire until 21 October.

Dammit, the World Cup final is on the 23rd.