What Do You Have Planned For The Rapture?

Bigfoot · *by **Bigfoot** on Sun 22/May/11 6:59am*

Scotty wrote:I'll worship Zeus and the Gods of the Parthenon before I subscribe to something like christianity, and yet in today's society that'd make me crazy?

To paraphrase: "Everyone is an atheist, some of us have just gone one god further"

nzmatto · *by **nzmatto** on Sun 22/May/11 7:29am*

So 6pm has swept silently past Europe (well almost I suppose). Pretty much only the America's to go. I wonder what that old fella is planning on saying over breakfast? "Oh well um, I was right, but there must be some mis-calculation, but umm...you'll better be ready anyway it's gonna happen, could be tomorrow...."

mfw · *by **mfw** on Fri 7/Dec/12 3:39pm*

*bump*

Next one up soon, I'll let the images do the talking :thumbsup:

happybaboon · *by **happybaboon** on Fri 7/Dec/12 4:40pm*

I'm going to get all pillagey on some peasants.

Wobbler · *by **Wobbler** on Fri 7/Dec/12 4:50pm*

danose · *by **danose** on Fri 7/Dec/12 4:55pm*

dunno about you guys, but I'm suspecting my rapture is going to be kind of loud...

Fraser · *by **Fraser** on Sun 9/Dec/12 8:43pm*

Has anyone opened their Mayan Apocolypse Avdent Calender yet?

happybaboon · *by **happybaboon** on Sun 9/Dec/12 10:07pm*

Hey, has the thought ever occured to anybody that maybe they just stopped their calendar so abruptly becaust a Conquistidor came and chopped their damn heads off (you know, one of the Spaniards that they somehow weren't able to predict the arrival of...)?

slidecontrol · *by **slidecontrol** on Sun 9/Dec/12 10:12pm*

nah, he just ran out of space on the stone tablet. I mean, it's not like slabs of stone come in big packs like copier paper. The guy had one and when it was full, then that was it. :rolleyes:

Velocipedestrian · *by **Velocipedestrian** on Sun 9/Dec/12 10:19pm*

slidecontrol wrote:nah, he just ran out of space on the stone tablet. I mean, it's not like slabs of stone come in big packs like copier paper. The guy had one and when it was full, then that was it.

Mental image of a ream of stone tablets

happybaboon · *by **happybaboon** on Sun 9/Dec/12 10:27pm*

Or he might have made a mistake on it, then been all "fuck gotta stop and start over", then got killed by a Spaniard.

QWERTYNZ · *by **QWERTYNZ** on Sun 9/Dec/12 11:33pm*

Fraser · *by **Fraser** on Mon 10/Dec/12 7:58am*

Smoke em if you got 'em

mfw · *by **mfw** on Mon 10/Dec/12 8:22am*

QWERTYNZ wrote:.

Derryn Hinch · *by **Derryn Hinch** on Mon 10/Dec/12 4:40pm*

mfw wrote:
QWERTYNZ wrote:.

+1

So when questioned by the police, will it be OK to respond:

'Hey that's mayonnaise in my underpants. I'm using it to get rid of the urine stains'

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