neels wrote:Tinkerbell wrote:neels wrote:I'm heading home tonight to build a makeshift grandstand in my back yard for an improved rapture viewing experience. It will also serve as a good elevated shooting position in readiness for the associated zombie apocalypse, accessible only by ladder as apparently zombies can't climb ladders.
Hmmmm, I think you could have a leeeettle problem there. This week, in the name of research, I watched those classics Dawn of the Dead (original) and Day of the Day. Both featured ladder climbing zombies, and it's fair to say these films had the easiest to evade and stupidest zombies of all.
Curses, foiled again.
So retractable ladders it is then, and an overhead walkway to the house. Better start building earlier to allow for the extra features, wouldn't want to miss the start of the rapturing.