Enduro; Flatz or teh Clippaz?

Flatz for the madstylz:
4
22%
flatz or the slow, clippz for a pro:
6
33%
Wots Enduro?
3
17%
Wat are clips and flats?
0
No votes
Kittenz:
5
28%
 
Total voters : 18

Re: What's More Enduro: Flats Or Clipz?

Postby AgrAde on Mon 10/Nov/14 12:05pm

Flats are only enduro if the pedal itself is brightly coloured and the shoe can be described with no less than two acronyms. For example, this conversation is enduro:

"hey dude, check out my new five tens, they're the new VXi Impact with the mi6 rubber sole and they're so race specific that they spit roost when I walk around corners! They cost $250 and they're already more worn out than my maxxis 3C tires. I put orange laces in to colour coordinate my strava app, but they clash with my flouro green pedals. I'm thinking of changing to clips though because the bb height of my new enduro bike is so perfectly optimised for enduro specific riding that it can't be pedalled up singletrack without tearing out all the pins as they rub on the ground"
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Re: What's More Enduro: Flats Or Clipz?

Postby CrustyMTB on Mon 10/Nov/14 1:55pm

Velocipedestrian wrote:Image

On Keywin DH FTW.
nice but needs moar turquoise and yellow/skyblue & pink*





* Or whateva teh fuck is enduro this afternoon.
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Re: What's More Enduro: Flats Or Clipz?

Postby Velocipedestrian on Mon 10/Nov/14 2:01pm

I shall invest in a pack of highlighters.
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Re: What's More Enduro: Flats Or Clipz?

Postby dwgknz on Mon 10/Nov/14 2:16pm

AgrAde wrote:Flats are only enduro if the pedal itself is brightly coloured and the shoe can be described with no less than two acronyms. For example, this conversation is enduro:

"hey dude, check out my new five tens, they're the new VXi Impact with the mi6 rubber sole and they're so race specific that they spit roost when I walk around corners! They cost $250 and they're already more worn out than my maxxis 3C tires. I put orange laces in to colour coordinate my strava app, but they clash with my flouro green pedals. I'm thinking of changing to clips though because the bb height of my new enduro bike is so perfectly optimised for enduro specific riding that it can't be pedalled up singletrack without tearing out all the pins as they rub on the ground"


It sucks ass when you get your enduro shoe confused with you fluoro trainer and end up raving in your clipz all night at the after party!
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Re: What's More Enduro: Flats Or Clipz?

Postby wachtourak on Mon 10/Nov/14 3:51pm

CrustyMTB wrote:
Velocipedestrian wrote:Image

On Keywin DH FTW.
nice but needs moar turquoise and yellow/skyblue & pink*





* Or whateva teh fuck is enduro this afternoon.


Image

Deffo these

I should totes get some, would match my jersey. But then I'd also have to be a clipped in gay
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Re: What's More Enduro: Flats Or Clipz?

Postby Wobbler on Mon 10/Nov/14 3:59pm

you have a road bike so I think you are well past that stage
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Re: What's More Enduro: Flats Or Clipz?

Postby wachtourak on Mon 10/Nov/14 4:03pm

Yeah but at least I have kept it nohomo on the mtb
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Re: What's More Enduro: Flats Or Clipz?

Postby michael on Mon 10/Nov/14 4:03pm

What is is called when I go out enduroing on my 26" wheel bike?
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Re: What's More Enduro: Flats Or Clipz?

Postby wachtourak on Mon 10/Nov/14 4:05pm

mountain biking
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Re: What's More Enduro: Flats Or Clipz?

Postby michael on Mon 10/Nov/14 4:06pm

:crazy:
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Re: What's More Enduro: Flats Or Clipz?

Postby Sims on Mon 10/Nov/14 4:09pm

Are skids enduro?
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Re: What's More Enduro: Flats Or Clipz?

Postby Velocipedestrian on Mon 10/Nov/14 4:17pm

michael wrote:What is is called when I go out enduroing on my 26" wheel bike?


Miniduro

Nonduro
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Re: What's More Enduro: Flats Or Clipz?

Postby AgrAde on Mon 10/Nov/14 4:41pm

wachtourak wrote:mountain biking


Unless it's an SB66. An SB66 is enduro.
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Re: What's More Enduro: Flats Or Clipz?

Postby Astoria Paranoia on Mon 10/Nov/14 4:49pm

AgrAde wrote:
wachtourak wrote:mountain biking


Unless it's an SB66. An SB66 is enduro.


Has someone set theirs one up properly yet?
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Re: What's More Enduro: Flats Or Clipz?

Postby AgrAde on Mon 10/Nov/14 8:18pm

dunno, it only works with clippy clompy pony shoes at the moment so I've stayed away :huh:
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