
Why a language? I love learning, and I seem to have picked up what I know of other languages fairly quickly
I can understand (if spoken slowly enough) and read French and I managed to get myself in & out of an Italian hospital intact, whilst being mistaken for a Italian-speaking Spaniard


But then I learnt Japanese to 7th Form level. Five years and I still wasn't able to read a newspaper

Or perhaps Maori? It's fun to gobsmack the Mainlanders when I pronouce Maori names correctly as is.......a little white girl yelling at them in Maori might be even more funny

Whaddya reckon?