Which crime did Richard Worth commit?

Theft
0
No votes
Fraud
2
4%
Corruption
4
7%
Kidnapping
0
No votes
Illegal immigration
1
2%
Hate crime
0
No votes
Treason
0
No votes
Sedition
0
No votes
Assault
0
No votes
Ethnic cleansing
7
12%
Murder
0
No votes
Traffic offence
1
2%
Torture
0
No votes
Drug possession
3
5%
Manslaughter
0
No votes
Piracy o' the high seas
9
16%
Extortion
0
No votes
Regicide
4
7%
Forgery
0
No votes
Sexual assault
12
21%
Sodomy of farm animal
12
21%
Other (please explain)
2
4%
 
Total voters : 57

What Did Richard Worth Do?

Postby E Dogg Capizzle on Wed 3/Jun/09 1:33pm

A poll for your voting pleasure.
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Re: What Did Richard Worth Do?

Postby happybaboon on Wed 3/Jun/09 1:35pm

:lol:

I wondered how long it'd be till we got a good polling on this matter. I shall wonder no more.
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Re: What Did Richard Worth Do?

Postby phunk on Wed 3/Jun/09 1:35pm

I want it to be something really juicy, but im guessing that its something boring like Fraud.
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Re: What Did Richard Worth Do?

Postby happybaboon on Wed 3/Jun/09 1:39pm

phunk wrote:I want it to be something really juicy, but im guessing that its something boring like Fraud.

I figure that as it's the cops who are investigating rather than the SFO (who I'd have thought would almost always investigate fraud against sitting ministers?) that it might be something juicy. But a bit of that is just wishful thinking because I too want it to be something exciting.

....Something to do with drugs perhaps?
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Re: What Did Richard Worth Do?

Postby E Dogg Capizzle on Wed 3/Jun/09 1:40pm

I have my fingers crossed for piracy, avast ye.
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Re: What Did Richard Worth Do?

Postby musket on Wed 3/Jun/09 1:41pm

SFO don't really exist anymore babs.

I suspect it's perverting the course of justice, or similar... the guy's shown some poor judgement to day.
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Re: What Did Richard Worth Do?

Postby Tinkerbell on Wed 3/Jun/09 1:47pm

He's obviously a low level cog in the Somalian prirate's international cartel, probably got involved during his sailing days with the Prada cup bid.
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Re: What Did Richard Worth Do?

Postby happybaboon on Wed 3/Jun/09 1:48pm

musket wrote:I suspect it's perverting the course of justice, or similar... the guy's shown some poor judgement to day.

BOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRIIIIIINNNNNNG.
:(

I'm placing my bet on sexual assault. On a pirate ship.
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Re: What Did Richard Worth Do?

Postby Henry Dorset Case on Wed 3/Jun/09 1:50pm

hopefully something cool like running speedblats full of devils dandruff into bluff and distributing it through catholic girls schools (with a cut going to the pope, of course.. he gets all the best drugs and tastiest altar boys/girls)

or regicide because I fuckin hate that Reg as well and its about time somebody whacked him.

but yeah, picking something dumb dumb dumb.
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Re: What Did Richard Worth Do?

Postby musket on Wed 3/Jun/09 1:51pm

It's not assault if it happens on a pirate ship.
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Re: What Did Richard Worth Do?

Postby dicks-naughty-account on Wed 3/Jun/09 9:56pm

I heard he said hello to a group if children with his penis
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Re: What Did Richard Worth Do?

Postby Wobbler on Wed 3/Jun/09 9:58pm

musket wrote:It's not assault if it happens on a pirate ship.


Is anything illegal on a pirate ship?
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Re: What Did Richard Worth Do?

Postby musket on Wed 3/Jun/09 10:01pm

sobriety.
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Re: What Did Richard Worth Do?

Postby Wobbler on Wed 3/Jun/09 10:02pm

good point
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Re: What Did Richard Worth Do?

Postby slidecontrol on Wed 3/Jun/09 10:27pm

pretty sure buggery is frowned upon on a pirate ship ( one can hope ) at least according to Cheech and Chong :thumbsup:
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