Why You Shouldn't Play Cricket For Pakistan...

Postby happybaboon on Fri 22/May/09 8:41am

If you get genital warts they'll tell everybody .... :0

http://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/cricket/24 ... ital-warts

Pakistan fast bowler Shoaib Akhtar has been ruled out of the World Twenty20 tournament in England due to genital warts, a Pakistan Cricket Board spokesman said overnight.

"We have pulled him out of the World Twenty20 on the basis of a medical report given by our doctor which said that Akhtar needs 10 days to recover from groin wounds," the PCB said.

"The medical board has reported that Akhtar was suffering from genital viral warts."


Fast bowler Rao Iftikhar is likely to replace Shoaib who did not attend a week-long conditioning camp held in Bhurban, a hill resort near Islamabad, last week.

Shoaib, 33, has played just six one-day internationals and a Twenty20 game since December 2007 because of fitness and disciplinary issues.

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Re: Why You Shouldn't Play Cricket For Pakistan...

Postby 1scotty1 on Fri 22/May/09 9:08am

After he shines up the ball on his pants noone else will want to bowl.
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Re: Why You Shouldn't Play Cricket For Pakistan...

Postby dented on Fri 22/May/09 9:10am

Mind you, if it was Rugby League, half the team would have it by now.
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Re: Why You Shouldn't Play Cricket For Pakistan...

Postby chchbob on Fri 22/May/09 9:57am

dented wrote:Mind you, if it was Rugby League, half the team would have it by now.


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