Exclusive, Breaking News From The Fiji Daily Post

Postby happybaboon on Fri 17/Apr/09 2:48pm

Commander Bananarama's censorship seems to have taken a heavy toll on the depth of news they're allowed to publish in Fiji...

http://www.fijidailypost.com/news.php?s ... ews=23076_
http://www.fijidailypost.com/news.php?s ... news=23106
http://www.fijidailypost.com/news.php?s ... news=23079
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Re: Exclusive, Breaking News From The Fiji Daily Post

Postby BrokenKonaRider on Fri 17/Apr/09 2:59pm

Breakfast as usual
15-Apr-2009 11:45 AM

IT was breakfast as usual for the staff of this newspaper.

“I had leftover roti from last night”, senior reporter Manueli told his colleague yesterday morning.

Staff gasped with delight when Fiji Daily Post receptionist Lupe said her breakfast was a cup of latte coffee along with toasted currant bread.

Volasiga editor Setareki said he had tea and biscuits for breakfast.

Volunteer attachment Tim said he threw up for breakfast as he had had too much fried chicken the night before.

Also among the less fortunate was reporter Kuru who at midday said he was still waiting for breakfast.
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Re: Exclusive, Breaking News From The Fiji Daily Post

Postby Kazmeistyr on Fri 17/Apr/09 3:00pm

:crazy:

No worries, Fiji will be having to use their sugar as sand bags soon anyway.

Amazes me that in this day and age fruitcakes can still get away with over-taking countries!
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Re: Exclusive, Breaking News From The Fiji Daily Post

Postby ants06 on Fri 17/Apr/09 3:02pm

You mean split banana's :o
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Re: Exclusive, Breaking News From The Fiji Daily Post

Postby Jono on Fri 17/Apr/09 3:02pm

at least it's positive reporting. Mr Dictator must be happy :sly:
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Re: Exclusive, Breaking News From The Fiji Daily Post

Postby Kazmeistyr on Fri 17/Apr/09 3:09pm

Anyone that insisits that he is referred to, or addressed as "His Excellency the President", needs to be sodomised vigorously, by a donkey. A very ill donkey that has rashes in all the wrong places.
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Re: Exclusive, Breaking News From The Fiji Daily Post

Postby happybaboon on Fri 17/Apr/09 5:09pm

BrokenKonaRider wrote:Breakfast as usual
15-Apr-2009 11:45 AM

IT was breakfast as usual for the staff of this newspaper.

“I had leftover roti from last night”, senior reporter Manueli told his colleague yesterday morning.

Staff gasped with delight when Fiji Daily Post receptionist Lupe said her breakfast was a cup of latte coffee along with toasted currant bread.

Volasiga editor Setareki said he had tea and biscuits for breakfast.

Volunteer attachment Tim said he threw up for breakfast as he had had too much fried chicken the night before.

Also among the less fortunate was reporter Kuru who at midday said he was still waiting for breakfast.


:lol:

I hope they carry on with this. These stories are cracking me up :D
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