How to solve ISIS

Make a fucking glass crater out of the fucking middle east with nukes.
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Willie Apiata
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Archer
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Willie Apiata AND Archer.
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How To Solve Isis

Postby happybaboon on Wed 4/Feb/15 9:32pm

The Islamic State, not where Archer works. Pole time people. I've come up with the only four viable options.
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Re: How To Solve Isis

Postby happybaboon on Wed 4/Feb/15 9:43pm

Of course, Willie Apiata and/or Archer could obtain and use nukes on ISIS. Keep that in mind.
Archer has a history of shoving grenades up peoples assholes and I bet he'd try the same with a suitcase nuke on some ISIS motherfucker.
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Re: How To Solve Isis

Postby slidecontrol on Wed 4/Feb/15 9:55pm

once the middle east is a sheet of glass, make a giant solar panel, energy crisis solved :thumbsup:
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Re: How To Solve Isis

Postby happybaboon on Wed 4/Feb/15 9:58pm

Oooh I like that. :thumbsup:
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Re: How To Solve Isis

Postby great uncle bulgaria on Wed 4/Feb/15 10:10pm

who is archer? :paranoid:
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Re: How To Solve Isis

Postby Farm on Wed 4/Feb/15 10:13pm

slidecontrol wrote:once the middle east is a sheet of glass, make a giant solar panel, energy crisis solved :thumbsup:

Or line up a 1000km long line of coke on it.
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Re: How To Solve Isis

Postby happybaboon on Wed 4/Feb/15 10:14pm

This is Archer
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Re: How To Solve Isis

Postby dwgknz on Thu 5/Feb/15 11:47am

Probably controversial but I reckon tell Iran that they can have their war with Israel without US intervention if they deal with ISIS first.
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Re: How To Solve Isis

Postby happybaboon on Thu 5/Feb/15 12:47pm

I know that both Israel and ISIS are kinda at war with Syria... But all the same..... Why aren't Israel smacking the shit out of ISIS? They're literally RIGHT FUCKING THERE and they have more weapons than anybody. If Israel gets to it ISIS will be gone by lunchtime.

If anybody wants there to NOT be what ISIS wants to be, it's Israel FFS :blink:
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Re: How To Solve Isis

Postby philstar on Thu 5/Feb/15 12:58pm

happybaboon wrote:I know that both Israel and ISIS are kinda at war with Syria... But all the same..... Why aren't Israel smacking the shit out of ISIS? They're literally RIGHT FUCKING THERE and they have more weapons than anybody. If Israel gets to it ISIS will be gone by lunchtime.

If anybody wants there to NOT be what ISIS wants to be, it's Israel FFS :blink:


cos Israel has a buffer between them and ISIS and they do not believe that ISIS will achieve nation hood, and "my enemy's enemy is my ally" and having an unstable influence in the middle east has economic benefit as ISIS selling oil for cheep is driving down the oil price
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Re: How To Solve Isis

Postby happybaboon on Thu 5/Feb/15 1:06pm

This is one fucked up world.
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Re: How To Solve Isis

Postby dwgknz on Thu 5/Feb/15 1:31pm

happybaboon wrote:I know that both Israel and ISIS are kinda at war with Syria... But all the same..... Why aren't Israel smacking the shit out of ISIS? They're literally RIGHT FUCKING THERE and they have more weapons than anybody. If Israel gets to it ISIS will be gone by lunchtime.

If anybody wants there to NOT be what ISIS wants to be, it's Israel FFS :blink:


Because the Saudis like ISIS, the U.S. like the Saudis and the Israelis like the US

No one likes Iran and they fucking hate ISIS.

Iran is the key to this!
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Re: How To Solve Isis

Postby CrustyMTB on Thu 5/Feb/15 2:09pm

dwgknz wrote:
happybaboon wrote:I know that both Israel and ISIS are kinda at war with Syria... But all the same..... Why aren't Israel smacking the shit out of ISIS? They're literally RIGHT FUCKING THERE and they have more weapons than anybody. If Israel gets to it ISIS will be gone by lunchtime.

If anybody wants there to NOT be what ISIS wants to be, it's Israel FFS :blink:


Because the Saudis like ISIS, the U.S. like the Saudis and the Israelis like the US

No one likes Iran and they fucking hate ISIS.

Iran is the key to this!
Bring back the ottoman empire I say, 1000 years of mostly peace followed by 100 years of rolling clusterfuckage. Also Harems.
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Re: How To Solve Isis

Postby happybaboon on Thu 5/Feb/15 2:40pm

Oh yeah. Harems. Solar powered harems if we also nuke the joint.
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Re: How To Solve Isis

Postby happybaboon on Thu 5/Feb/15 2:42pm

Seeing what ISIS is like (who the shit burns someone in a fucking metal cage?), and what Israel are capable of military-wise, I'd be down with them just rolling thundering all their asses and annexing all that territory. Turn it into an Islamic (peaceful) puppet state with no weapons bigger than a firm 8 inch dildo.
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