The noble pig vs the debased turkey

I am a fool, with no taste or class, so I vote turkey.
9
22%
Ham, from most beloved of all animals.
11
27%
Ham is great but bacon is better.
18
44%
I only eat plants so have no right to an opinion on food.
3
7%
 
Total voters : 41

Ham Vs Turkey (no Contest)

Postby CrustyMTB on Mon 1/Dec/14 2:02pm

Certain people (who are now dead to me) have suggested that turkey (Chickens drier tougher less tasty cousin, and lets face it it's only slightly better than tofu in the grand scheme of things) is better than Ham! I know, what the fuck? Right?

Anyway, in the spirit of democracy I present a pole.
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Re: Ham Vs Turkey (no Contest)

Postby Wobbler on Mon 1/Dec/14 2:05pm

sookymchamface
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Re: Ham Vs Turkey (no Contest)

Postby AgrAde on Mon 1/Dec/14 2:08pm

It's not that turkey is great. It's a large ugly chicken that doesn't taste as good.

It's just that ham tastes like concentrated sweat, with an added vague meaty taste.
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Re: Ham Vs Turkey (no Contest)

Postby Wobbler on Mon 1/Dec/14 2:12pm

based on the current poll options

bacon > turkey > (some veges) > ham > (some other veges)
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Re: Ham Vs Turkey (no Contest)

Postby Colin on Mon 1/Dec/14 2:14pm

=}
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Re: Ham Vs Turkey (no Contest)

Postby AgrAde on Mon 1/Dec/14 2:16pm

Too bad you can't see taste, because then you'd see that that amazing looking ham actually tastes rubbish.
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Re: Ham Vs Turkey (no Contest)

Postby Wobbler on Mon 1/Dec/14 2:17pm

majestic as fuck
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A pig is a filthy animal
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Re: Ham Vs Turkey (no Contest)

Postby AgrAde on Mon 1/Dec/14 2:39pm

Ballin' hard.
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Re: Ham Vs Turkey (no Contest)

Postby CrustyMTB on Mon 1/Dec/14 2:40pm

Wobbler wrote:A pig is a filthy animal
I don't care about a swine's pigsonal hygiene, only that it tastes like angel sweat. :satan:
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Re: Ham Vs Turkey (no Contest)

Postby AgrAde on Mon 1/Dec/14 2:45pm

:cry:
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Re: Ham Vs Turkey (no Contest)

Postby Tinkerbell on Mon 1/Dec/14 2:45pm

Turkey, covered in bacon. Ham is gross
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Re: Ham Vs Turkey (no Contest)

Postby jo on Mon 1/Dec/14 2:48pm

IMHO... Bacon>Turkey>Ham
BUt there wasnt an option for it. :(
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Re: Ham Vs Turkey (no Contest)

Postby CrustyMTB on Mon 1/Dec/14 2:50pm

jo wrote:IMHO... Bacon>Turkey>Ham
BUt there wasnt an option for it. :(
It's because what you suggest is scientifically unpossible.
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Re: Ham Vs Turkey (no Contest)

Postby jo on Mon 1/Dec/14 2:53pm

Or, that I'm the exception to the rule. :rolleyes:
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Re: Ham Vs Turkey (no Contest)

Postby E Dogg Capizzle on Mon 1/Dec/14 3:00pm

What is wrong with you people? Ham is the supreme being of meats. :hmmm:
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