National News Wrap Up

Postby CrustyMTB on Sat 18/Feb/12 9:31am

So:

1) Deaf and disabled people shouldn't get above themselves and start to think they can take part in our Parliamentary process (apart from the intellectually sub-normal, we can cater for them);

2) Tama Iti et al were either planning the most retarded armed insurrection inhistory, or like to dress up and conduct living firing exercises at family picnics;

3) Bill English has been lying about how much our garage sale state assets are worth;

4) Trevor 'the duck' Mallard made a couple of hundy selling some tickets on trade me (and quite frankly some sickly looking douchebags won the auction);

5) A core premise of our economic policy planning over the last decade (the difference in GDP between us and Aussie (and the rest of the OECD) is based on mismatched economic measures, proving that treasury is as incompetent as it is delusional;

6) ACC can only be privatised by artificially hampering its economic efficiency;

7) The blackcaps and the Hurricanes can actually win matches against half decent opponents??!!?; and

8) Crafar farms is an ongoing clusterfuck (turns out the OOI doesn't know it's own statute, whoda thought!).

Discuss.
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Re: National News Wrap Up

Postby Wobbler on Sat 18/Feb/12 9:35am

seems to be a fair summary

fay is also a jizzguzzler
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Re: National News Wrap Up

Postby CrustyMTB on Sat 18/Feb/12 9:42am

Wobbler wrote:seems to be a fair summary

fay is also a jizzguzzler
I know, he's got such a track record of championing NZ ownership of assets.

Isn't he now a swiss citizen for tax reasons?
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Re: National News Wrap Up

Postby bugle on Sat 18/Feb/12 9:56am

Useless mongtards everywhere :angry:
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Re: National News Wrap Up

Postby happybaboon on Sat 18/Feb/12 10:01am

Also they found an improved method of cleaning South Island toddlers
http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/6440344 ... ed-toddler
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Re: National News Wrap Up

Postby znomit on Sat 18/Feb/12 10:05am

happybaboon wrote:Also they found an improved method of cleaning South Island toddlers
http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/6440344 ... ed-toddler


We are struggling with bath time at the moment so this would be a godsend.
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Re: National News Wrap Up

Postby Wobbler on Sat 18/Feb/12 10:25am

They should install a similar device on planes and make any children/babies that have a wah go through a couple of cycles.
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Re: National News Wrap Up

Postby happybaboon on Sat 18/Feb/12 10:39am

And broadcast a live feed of whats going on inside over the seatback telly screens :thumbsup:
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Re: National News Wrap Up

Postby CrustyMTB on Sat 18/Feb/12 1:15pm

happybaboon wrote:And broadcast a live feed of whats going on inside over the seatback telly screens :thumbsup:
Also "occupy" protesters, any elderly who complain about "the young generation" and all members of cabinet.
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Re: National News Wrap Up

Postby happybaboon on Sat 18/Feb/12 6:33pm

And now it's "Horror as toddler trapped in public toilet wash cycle", and it is front-page news on nzherald.com
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/artic ... d=10786359

It's not really THAT big of a deal, is it? The kid is obviously fine. And was trapped for ten minutes. So, like, what?
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Re: National News Wrap Up

Postby jo on Sat 18/Feb/12 6:39pm

I'm pretty sure TV3 led with Whitneys funeral, with key questions "who is performing" and "what coverage"

But... Long Gully DH on TV3 sports very soon I think!
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Re: National News Wrap Up

Postby Oli on Sat 18/Feb/12 7:04pm

Great story on Sarah Atkins, but they could have given us some results too. :hmmm:
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Re: National News Wrap Up

Postby cruiser on Sat 18/Feb/12 8:12pm

Yes was good to see and Big D got a cameo too. Mildie was saying Dave Gooselink is a fanboi of cycling which is helping. small steps...
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Re: National News Wrap Up

Postby RugbySucks on Sat 18/Feb/12 9:04pm

Amen to the wrap.

The Kid got out Chemically cleaned and alive, is the good news.................

Would be great to see a lot more cycle sports competition coverage full stop ! ! !
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Re: National News Wrap Up

Postby Crashed on Sat 18/Feb/12 9:10pm

Its good when a Kid locked in the shit house makes the front page ....it means that nothing bad has happened in the country/world ...all is good :)
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