Fortis Wholesale Cars Are Shafters

Postby shmoodiver on Mon 16/May/11 2:30pm

go to page 6 to read about my issues with these guys,
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Re: Naming Of The Shmoo (and Briiii Wagon)

Postby Wobbler on Mon 16/May/11 2:53pm

Terrence
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Re: Naming Of The Shmoo (and Briiii Wagon)

Postby pushbikerider on Mon 16/May/11 3:09pm

she's got some junk in the trunk fo' shure
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Re: Naming Of The Shmoo (and Briiii Wagon)

Postby shmoodiver on Mon 16/May/11 3:11pm

baby got back
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Re: Naming Of The Shmoo (and Briiii Wagon)

Postby nagem on Mon 16/May/11 3:15pm

It's a Grandmother.
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Re: Naming Of The Shmoo (and Briiii Wagon)

Postby RussS on Mon 16/May/11 3:16pm

Dunno what toos call it, but it does look kinda shmootiful in a functional sort of way ..... or is that briilicious?


Bikes in the back, ot on roofies?
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Re: Naming Of The Shmoo (and Briiii Wagon)

Postby shmoodiver on Mon 16/May/11 3:32pm

on the back, qspear styles
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Re: Naming Of The Shmoo (and Briiii Wagon)

Postby MattV on Mon 16/May/11 3:55pm

How about PriMinger?
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Re: Naming Of The Shmoo (and Briiii Wagon)

Postby FLATULENTFRIEND on Mon 16/May/11 3:59pm

My advice to you – get some yellow or bright white running lights for the front.
Grey cars are notoriously hard to see – especially in Auckland’s at times grey days.
I had a grey car for a couple of years and often I had other drivers pulling out in front of me etc :hmmm:
It stopped when I put bright running lights on the front and hardly ever happened to my next car which was red.
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Re: Naming Of The Shmoo (and Briiii Wagon)

Postby shmoodiver on Mon 16/May/11 4:14pm

it's got yellow spotties, but ta farty
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Re: Naming Of The Shmoo (and Briiii Wagon)

Postby kona.stinky. on Mon 16/May/11 4:20pm

SGT FATARSE
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Re: Naming Of The Shmoo (and Briiii Wagon)

Postby FLATULENTFRIEND on Mon 16/May/11 4:40pm

shmoodiver wrote:it's got yellow spotties, but ta farty


Good stuff
I’ve got a friend who had one when he was a sales rep. He’s fussy re cars and was very happy with his. You’ll have reliability second to none too :thumbsup:
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Re: Naming Of The Shmoo (and Briiii Wagon)

Postby mundi on Mon 16/May/11 4:44pm

FLATULENTFRIEND wrote:
shmoodiver wrote:it's got yellow spotties, but ta farty


Good stuff
I’ve got a friend who had one when he was a sales rep. He’s fussy re cars and was very happy with his. You’ll have reliability second to none too :thumbsup:


Ironically, my sister has one and has only had endless problems with it! I guess theres a lemon in every bunch!
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Re: Naming Of The Shmoo (and Briiii Wagon)

Postby istepinyards on Mon 16/May/11 4:53pm

shmoodiver wrote:so far Roger the alien, the fridge, roberta, the blimp, cynthia and fugly have been mooted between briiii and iiii

what do yous fullars reckon?

this is what it looks like, and spaceship names aren't out of the question.

P.s. briiii thinks it's a girl
The Doos ( pronounced Doo us). In Africaans it literally means "box" but is more often said as a derogatory term and then its meaning is Shmoo/cunzor/vag/girlybits. Its perfect no one will know what you are talking about but it is boxy and you are the shmoo.

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Re: Naming Of The Shmoo (and Briiii Wagon)

Postby wuffy on Mon 16/May/11 5:33pm

Sha-Nay-Nay.

Because any 'girl' car with a ghetto booty that large has got to be Afro-American.
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