Re: Things That Make You Lol

Postby XCrazy on Fri 15/Jun/12 8:28pm

:crazy: :lol:
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Re: Things That Make You Lol

Postby happybaboon on Fri 15/Jun/12 8:48pm

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Re: Things That Make You Lol

Postby RugbySucks on Fri 15/Jun/12 8:55pm

A train hits a bus and all Catholic girls on board die.

At the gates of heaven St.Peter asks the girls if any of them have ever touched a p.nis.

The first girl says she once touched one with her finger .

Peter says to dip her finger in the holy water . The next one says she fondled one, so sticks her hand in the holy water,

Suddenly there is a commotion and one girl pushes to the front,

Jenny whats the rush ? Peter asks.

She replies, "I want to gargle that holy water before Dianne sticks her arse in it ".
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Re: Things That Make You Lol

Postby RugbySucks on Fri 15/Jun/12 8:57pm

Wife texts husband at work on a cold winters morning:
"Windows frozen."

Husband texts back:
"Pour some lukewarm water over it"

Wife texts back:
"Computer completely fucked now."

:D
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Re: Things That Make You Lol

Postby SamKnight on Sat 16/Jun/12 10:58am

Americans wondering why they are fat:
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Re: Things That Make You Lol

Postby Farm on Mon 18/Jun/12 5:10pm

Spent more time than I should have reading some of the worst (or best, I'm not sure :crazy: ) advice the internet has to offer.
Very funny stuff
http://badadvicefrommybrother.com/
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Re: Things That Make You Lol

Postby swtchbckr on Tue 19/Jun/12 12:00am

Farm wrote:Spent more time than I should have reading some of the worst (or best, I'm not sure :crazy: ) advice the internet has to offer.
Very funny stuff
http://badadvicefrommybrother.com/

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Was wearing my white v-neck t-shirt today because I like to remind women that I too could make milk from my breasts if I felt like it (nipple joke, high five), and this chick told me that “All women are suckers for a white v-neck t-shirt on a guy.” I smiled, gently touched her arm to remind her of her father, and said, “Wait til you see me out of it.” What I meant was, “These mushrooms are about to kick in and I’m going to REALLY be out of it,” but she thought I meant sexual stuff, so I ended up popping my 13th and hopefully final “Tripping Balls Boner” and fucking her brains out, literally as far as I could tell since my boner was a giant sword made out of boxes of girl scout cookies and the game Simon Says for a head. I’m guessing she’s alright because she texted me “Wow” a couple times after. That or “Mom.” I couldn’t tell which side of my phone was the bottom anymore.
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Re: Things That Make You Lol

Postby wuffy on Tue 19/Jun/12 1:11pm

:lol: aced

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Re: Things That Make You Lol

Postby happybaboon on Tue 19/Jun/12 2:15pm

:lol:
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Re: Things That Make You Lol

Postby shmoodiver on Tue 19/Jun/12 3:02pm

:lol:
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Re: Things That Make You Lol

Postby Dr. Fuentes on Wed 20/Jun/12 3:24pm

The interview on National Radio at the moment - about senior citizens using the interwebbe.

The olde dude being interviewed has one of those classic whistles every time he says a word with an "ess" sound in it :D

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Lol - Melbourn Eq

Postby Simonius_Titius on Thu 21/Jun/12 11:50am

Melbourne-Earthquake--410x260.jpg

:)
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Re: Lol - Melbourn Eq

Postby kona.stinky. on Thu 21/Jun/12 9:34pm

Simonius_Titius wrote:
Melbourne-Earthquake--410x260.jpg

:)

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Re: Things That Make You Lol

Postby wachtourak on Sun 24/Jun/12 12:22pm

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3ptvz9/

Best one of these I've seen in a while lol
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Re: Things That Make You Lol

Postby Wobbler on Sun 24/Jun/12 12:56pm

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