Re: Things That Make You Lol

Postby phunk on Sun 25/Dec/11 8:42pm

Wobbler wrote:


I work with that guy!
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Re: Things That Make You Lol

Postby FLATULENTFRIEND on Mon 26/Dec/11 9:35am

:eh:
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Re: Things That Make You Lol

Postby Fraser on Mon 26/Dec/11 8:17pm

So what did people get stuck up their arse this year in the US. fa la la laa la la la LAAA!!
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But those of you to lazy here it is sorted by orifice, working south:

Ear:
POTPOURRI BEAD
STRAWBERRY
ERASER
CHALK
GREEN LEAF
JUICE STRAW
PENCIL LEAD
SILVER METAL CHARM
A TOY
COMB

Nose:
CHRISTMAS ORNAMENT
BATTERY
TIP OF SKI POLE
TOOTHPICK
ALUMINUM FOIL
PLASTIC FISHING WORM
SPONGE
6" NAIL
STUFFING FROM STUFFED TEDDY BEAR
A BEAN

Throat:
COAT HANGER
MOUTHGUARD
CONFETTI
"WATER WITH COINS IN IT"
PLASTIC EGG
DOG TOY
DRY ICE
SCREWDRIVER
"PART OF A TISSUE OR A FUZZY PART OF MY BLANKET"
BEE

Penis:
PEN
PEN CAP
PAPER CLIP
STICK
PLASTIC PIECES FROM A GAME CARTRIDGE
FISH HOOK
"A PIECE OF A PLASTIC SPOON TO SEE HOW IT FELT"

Vagina:
TOY CAR
TOY SCREWDRIVER
ICE CREAM SCOOP
SHOWER KNOB
GLASS VIAL OF COCAINE
BALL OF YARN WITH KNITTING NEEDLE
BRACELET
SMALL RED RUBBER BALL

Rectum:
TOY SOLDIER
ACTION FIGURE
SHAVING CREAM CAN
TRAVEL TOOTHBRUSH HOLDER
NEEDLE NOSE PLIERS
SMALL BEAD
"RIDING BICYCLE NAKED, LOST BALANCE, LANDED ON POLE CAUSING TRAUMA TO RECTUM"
PENCIL ERASER
CONDIMENT BOTTLE
TIP OF TOILET WAND
SEWING THREAD 8CM LONG
DRUGS IN SOCK
PLASTIC BOTTLE OF DRUGS
HAIRBRUSH
"JAR TO DILATE RECTUM SO HE COULD MOVE HIS BOWELS"
FALSE FINGERNAIL
GLASS DILDO
PLASTIC DILDO
SOFT RUBBERIZED DILDO
VIBRATING DILDO
DOUBLE DILDO
GOLF BALL
"ATE OATMEAL, DECIDED TO STICK GARDEN HOSE IN HIS RECTUM & FLUSH SELF OUT"
6" SEX TOY
10" BOTTLE
16" SEX TOY
REBAR WIRE
"BABY BOTTLE USED IN KINKY SEX"
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Re: Things That Make You Lol

Postby Simonius_Titius on Mon 26/Dec/11 11:34pm

Fraser wrote:So what did people get stuck up their arse this year in the US? ...

"ATE OATMEAL, DECIDED TO STICK GARDEN HOSE IN HIS RECTUM & FLUSH SELF OUT"

W00t for backyard experiments, let's claim back medical science from the eggheads.
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Re: Things That Make You Lol

Postby Simonius_Titius on Thu 29/Dec/11 11:44am

Looking for a way to discreetly signal your Eastie streak to like-minded cyclists? Did your previous attempts get you laughed off your bike? Try these: :)

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Love - Hate gloves

On Tardme now. Alleged XXL so probably L or XL.
http://www.trademe.co.nz/sports/cycling ... 540866.htm
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Re: Things That Make You Lol

Postby Wobbler on Thu 29/Dec/11 11:45am

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Re: Things That Make You Lol

Postby Wobbler on Thu 29/Dec/11 11:46am

phunk wrote:
Wobbler wrote:


I work with that guy!


The "any last requests" or the "aha saved again!" guy?

or the random mexican that shows up
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Re: Things That Make You Lol

Postby happybaboon on Fri 30/Dec/11 8:53pm

A newspaper editor I know just sent this to a Grammar Nazi...

Hi [name removed].

The use of the possessive apostrophe was not unintentional, nor a mistake. As you rightly note, it refers to "New Year's Eve". "New Year's" is a common reference to "New Year's Eve", and the Oxford dictionary lists it as an accepted informal term.

As an aside, I note you spelt "possessive" and "apostrophe" incorrectly in the subject line of your email.

Regards,
[name removed]
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Re: Things That Make You Lol

Postby Astoria Paranoia on Tue 3/Jan/12 10:30pm

Image

:lol: :lol:
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Re: Things That Make You Lol

Postby BikeKiller on Tue 10/Jan/12 8:06pm

:)
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Re: Things That Make You Lol

Postby BikeKiller on Tue 10/Jan/12 8:11pm

:)
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Re: Things That Make You Lol

Postby FLATULENTFRIEND on Tue 10/Jan/12 8:46pm

Astoria Paranoia wrote:Image

:lol: :lol:



:( :(
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Re: Things That Make You Lol

Postby chuckie34 on Wed 11/Jan/12 6:06pm

:D
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Re: Things That Make You Lol

Postby properzel on Fri 13/Jan/12 5:03pm

[Amusing, but no.]
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Re: Things That Make You Lol

Postby cruiser on Fri 13/Jan/12 6:49pm

:D wonder how the mods will view that one? 'tis a very good resemblance

[Like that.]
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