Re: Things That Make You Lol

Postby shmoodiver on Sat 26/Nov/11 8:35pm

My psychiatrist said i'm not allowed to play with Velcro :paranoid:
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Re: Things That Make You Lol

Postby FLATULENTFRIEND on Sat 26/Nov/11 8:54pm

While at the Polling Booth I saw a guy who I did a job for last week. He did have the $ on him but he sent his son to pay me the next day (which he did).
I tapped the guy on the shoulder and said “So, when are you going to pay me for that job :ib:
The look on his face was priceless (well, it was worth a few bucks at least) :p
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Re: Things That Make You Lol

Postby its that guy on Sat 26/Nov/11 11:00pm

shmoodiver wrote:My psychiatrist said i'm not allowed to play with Velcro :paranoid:

:eh: Explain.
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Re: Things That Make You Lol

Postby kona.stinky. on Sat 26/Nov/11 11:45pm

noparts backwards.
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Re: Things That Make You Lol

Postby shmoodiver on Sun 27/Nov/11 7:25am

:D
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Re: Things That Make You Lol

Postby MattV on Sun 27/Nov/11 9:44am

I want a velcro wall damn it, and maybe a velcro ceiling :paranoid:
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Re: Things That Make You Lol

Postby wuffy on Sun 27/Nov/11 12:11pm

I remember aaaaages ago, cant even remember how old I was. My parents took me and the siblings to a fun-fair out selwyn district way. One of the fun things was a Velcro wall, and you got into a suit that had the stuff that sticks to velcro on it. You'd run on a mat, bounce on a trampoline then thud onto the wall, then get peeled off. So much fun :D
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Re: Things That Make You Lol

Postby shmoodiver on Sun 27/Nov/11 1:07pm

for the love of god stop now please!!!!!!1!!!
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Re: Things That Make You Lol

Postby slidecontrol on Sun 27/Nov/11 1:13pm

for extra win, replace the velcro with dual lock :satan:
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Re: Things That Make You Lol

Postby Simonius_Titius on Sun 27/Nov/11 2:17pm

Velcro is for pussies:

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Fail, only the first frame of the animated .GIF gets saved. Is there a way to display an animated .GIF if you don't have a link?
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Re: Things That Make You Lol

Postby FLATULENTFRIEND on Sun 27/Nov/11 3:39pm

Velcro and Teflon – the reasons for the Space Race :rolleyes:
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Re: Things That Make You Lol

Postby FLATULENTFRIEND on Sun 27/Nov/11 3:40pm

My fav. Country and Western song title (look it up) “You’ve got Velcro arms and a Teflon heart” :(
My second fav. “Get your tongue out of my mouth because I’m kissing you goodbye” :crazy:
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Re: Things That Make You Lol

Postby shmoodiver on Mon 28/Nov/11 7:38am

DOOOOOO EEEEEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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