Show Us Your Undies!

Postby cyclelady on Tue 15/Mar/11 10:43pm

Nitelights Hard-n Up 6/12hr Single Speed!
Make a weekend of it!
Camping from Friday night 8th April
Nitelights Hard-n Up 9th April
Guided Safari 10th April

Camping available from Friday.12hr event starts at 9am on Saturday, 6hr event at 3pm. Roast lamb on a spit will be available from 6pm for you to cut a hunk off a get into it! (There may be wild pig too, if our pig hunter is successful in getting us a pig!)

There will be NO beer shortcuts, but in keeping with the back to basics minimalistic culture whilst single speeding we have created "The Undies Lap"! This is an optional lap cycled in your best undies and it will give you a bonus lap. One undie lap per solo rider, two undie laps per team. (laps must be done by different riders). Yes female riders, bras are counted as undies and the laps can be done in the dark and of course optional!

Event finishes at 9pm - there will be a bonfire, so bring some beers to relax and chill at our place!
Sunday, anyone who would like to have a guided safari (on your bike) over the rest of the farm with Graeme, is welcome to come. Start time and distance will be decided around the bonfire on Saturday night!

Enter early before the 31st March to avoid the late fee and to help with the orgaising of this awesome, magnificient, tremendous, orgasmic NEW EVENT! http://www.hard-nup.co.nz
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Re: Show Us Your Undies!

Postby Trail on Wed 16/Mar/11 8:23am

Orgasmic event in ya undies... Just what sort of "event" is this you are promoting :D
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Re: Show Us Your Undies!

Postby cyclelady on Mon 21/Mar/11 1:41pm

It's a unique event - never seen before this side of the Black Stump !

Enter now to be part of a select group of riders and emmerse yourself into a weekend of Single Speed Madness! Come on, you know you want to...........

Bring your best undies - no boxers allowed! :)
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Re: Show Us Your Undies!

Postby Kiwicyclo on Mon 21/Mar/11 6:08pm

Flys eyes and arse moustache . . . . . nice!
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Re: Show Us Your Undies!

Postby DaViking on Sat 26/Mar/11 9:50am

what about us Commando dudes, sounds discriminatory to me :p

SS just gets MOAR :crazy: each year :thumbsup:
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Re: Show Us Your Undies!

Postby RussS on Sat 26/Mar/11 12:43pm

I dunno about Hard N Up - more like Soft N Head :crazy:
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Re: Show Us Your Undies!

Postby happybaboon on Sat 26/Mar/11 12:46pm

1) Bras shouldn't count as "undies"
2) Undies lap by fellow commando afficionados should count for double laps.
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Re: Show Us Your Undies!

Postby cyclelady on Sun 3/Apr/11 10:30am

NEWS FLASH!

Nitelights Hard-n Up
Single Speed Event
9th April 2011


Due to available spaces and popular demand we have created a geared class at this single speed event.

ALL Geared riders may enter in a geared team class (2 - 4 people), individual is fastest male/female

Visit http://www.hard-nup.co.nz to enter
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Re: Show Us Your Undies!

Postby chuckie34 on Sun 3/Apr/11 6:29pm

DaViking wrote:what about us Commando dudes, sounds discriminatory to me :p

SS just gets MOAR :crazy: each year :thumbsup:


I kinda thought bike shorts were not worn with undies? So everyone is commando? Just asking. :blink:
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Re: Show Us Your Undies!

Postby cyclelady on Mon 4/Apr/11 11:32am

For all the commando dudes and dudettes, who need to put on undies, there will be a phone booth (horsefloat) for super men/women to do the quick change. Your tents will also be alongside the course, not far from the start/finish, so you can change in your own tent.
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