Nz Is The 4th Most Preposterous Nation

Postby Oli on Sat 30/Oct/10 7:29pm

Scientific studies have conclusively proved that NZers make some of the most preposterous claims among all nations. These include such claims as:
Only single malt whisky is drinkable.
Collets are indispensable.
Short bicycle rides require vast supplies of potable water.
Stupid comments made in all seriousness become "jokes" once called out.
Change is good.
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Re: Nz Is The 4th Most Preposterous Nation

Postby wuffy on Sat 30/Oct/10 7:30pm

*retarded post*
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Re: Nz Is The 4th Most Preposterous Nation

Postby wachtourak on Sat 30/Oct/10 7:32pm

It was an awesome post wuffy. You know damn right
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Re: Nz Is The 4th Most Preposterous Nation

Postby cruiser on Sat 30/Oct/10 7:38pm

Preposterous is a ridiculous word.

Pre and post cancel the other one out :hmmm:

before/ after...WTF?
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Re: Nz Is The 4th Most Preposterous Nation

Postby Joel on Sat 30/Oct/10 7:44pm

blended whiskey is the toilet water of whiskys.
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Re: Nz Is The 4th Most Preposterous Nation

Postby great uncle bulgaria on Sat 30/Oct/10 7:50pm

Oli wrote:......some of the most preposterous claims . . . .
Short bicycle rides require vast supplies of potable water.


short bicycle rides require small amounts of whisky.
nothing else.
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Re: Nz Is The 4th Most Preposterous Nation

Postby Oli on Sat 30/Oct/10 7:51pm

Joel, I will stab you.
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Re: Nz Is The 4th Most Preposterous Nation

Postby sifter on Sat 30/Oct/10 7:55pm

:lol:
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Re: Nz Is The 4th Most Preposterous Nation

Postby cruiser on Sat 30/Oct/10 7:58pm

Joel wrote:blended whiskey is the toilet water of whiskys.


toilet water is nectar-of-the-gods relative to sewage.
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Re: Nz Is The 4th Most Preposterous Nation

Postby great uncle bulgaria on Sat 30/Oct/10 8:01pm

Joel wrote:blended whiskey is the toilet water of whiskys.

Clearly blends are inferior as they provide limited opportunity to wank on interminably about peat, distilleries, visits to Scotland, tartan, genealogy, sporrens, the Edinburgh festival, haggis and deep fried mars barS. :huh:
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Re: Nz Is The 4th Most Preposterous Nation

Postby Oli on Sat 30/Oct/10 8:03pm

Other preposterous claims were:

I'm just curious about your prostitution, not aroused by it.
Second-hand goods are always better than new ones.
I am intelligent because I have a B average.
Trails must have contrived "features" every three metres or they are unrideable.
One must be a third generation New Zealander to be able to represent the country internationally.
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Re: Nz Is The 4th Most Preposterous Nation

Postby wuffy on Sat 30/Oct/10 8:09pm

:love:
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Re: Nz Is The 4th Most Preposterous Nation

Postby dented on Sat 30/Oct/10 8:09pm

:D

Thats it, let it alllllll out
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Re: Nz Is The 4th Most Preposterous Nation

Postby Oli on Sat 30/Oct/10 8:11pm

:D But there's so much!!
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Re: Nz Is The 4th Most Preposterous Nation

Postby cruiser on Sat 30/Oct/10 8:19pm

Oli wrote:Other preposterous claims were:

I'm just curious about your prostitution, not aroused by it.
Second-hand goods are always better than new ones.
I am intelligent because I have a B average.
Trails must have contrived "features" every three metres or they are unrideable.
One must be a third generation New Zealander to be able to represent the country internationally.


Curious George wrote:
Did you go from Straight laced to a P user then then 'work' to fund the P ?

or was it 'work' then P use from the environment ?


you would make an excellent tabloid journalist
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