Nz Is The 4th Most Preposterous Nation

Oli · *by **Oli** on Sat 30/Oct/10 7:29pm*

Scientific studies have conclusively proved that NZers make some of the most preposterous claims among all nations. These include such claims as:
Only single malt whisky is drinkable.
Collets are indispensable.
Short bicycle rides require vast supplies of potable water.
Stupid comments made in all seriousness become "jokes" once called out.
Change is good.

wuffy · *by **wuffy** on Sat 30/Oct/10 7:30pm*

*retarded post*

wachtourak · *by **wachtourak** on Sat 30/Oct/10 7:32pm*

It was an awesome post wuffy. You know damn right

cruiser · *by **cruiser** on Sat 30/Oct/10 7:38pm*

Preposterous is a ridiculous word.

Pre and post cancel the other one out :hmmm:

before/ after...WTF?

Joel · *by **Joel** on Sat 30/Oct/10 7:44pm*

blended whiskey is the toilet water of whiskys.

great uncle bulgaria · *by **great uncle bulgaria** on Sat 30/Oct/10 7:50pm*

Oli wrote:......some of the most preposterous claims . . . .
Short bicycle rides require vast supplies of potable water.

short bicycle rides require small amounts of whisky.
nothing else.

Oli · *by **Oli** on Sat 30/Oct/10 7:51pm*

Joel, I will stab you.

sifter · *by **sifter** on Sat 30/Oct/10 7:55pm*

cruiser · *by **cruiser** on Sat 30/Oct/10 7:58pm*

Joel wrote:blended whiskey is the toilet water of whiskys.

toilet water is nectar-of-the-gods relative to sewage.

great uncle bulgaria · *by **great uncle bulgaria** on Sat 30/Oct/10 8:01pm*

Joel wrote:blended whiskey is the toilet water of whiskys.

Clearly blends are inferior as they provide limited opportunity to wank on interminably about peat, distilleries, visits to Scotland, tartan, genealogy, sporrens, the Edinburgh festival, haggis and deep fried mars barS. :huh:

Oli · *by **Oli** on Sat 30/Oct/10 8:03pm*

Other preposterous claims were:

I'm just curious about your prostitution, not aroused by it.
Second-hand goods are always better than new ones.
I am intelligent because I have a B average.
Trails must have contrived "features" every three metres or they are unrideable.
One must be a third generation New Zealander to be able to represent the country internationally.

wuffy · *by **wuffy** on Sat 30/Oct/10 8:09pm*

dented · *by **dented** on Sat 30/Oct/10 8:09pm*

Thats it, let it alllllll out

Oli · *by **Oli** on Sat 30/Oct/10 8:11pm*

But there's so much!!

cruiser · *by **cruiser** on Sat 30/Oct/10 8:19pm*

Oli wrote:Other preposterous claims were:

I'm just curious about your prostitution, not aroused by it.
Second-hand goods are always better than new ones.
I am intelligent because I have a B average.
Trails must have contrived "features" every three metres or they are unrideable.
One must be a third generation New Zealander to be able to represent the country internationally.

Curious George wrote:
Did you go from Straight laced to a P user then then 'work' to fund the P ?

or was it 'work' then P use from the environment ?

you would make an excellent tabloid journalist

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