Analogies, Idioms And Cool Sayings...

Postby cruiser on Thu 21/Oct/10 11:50am

I heard little analogy just now, and it made me realise how cool they are. Here's a gem for mountain bike tyre pressure:

"Make you tires feel like oranges, not apples" :D

Got any good ones??
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Re: Analogies

Postby Rik on Thu 21/Oct/10 12:03pm

"Lefty loosey, Righty tighty" - always have to murmur that under my breath tightening spokes.
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Re: Analogies

Postby wuffy on Thu 21/Oct/10 12:04pm

If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down.
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Re: Analogies

Postby cruiser on Thu 21/Oct/10 12:07pm

Rik wrote:"Lefty loosey, Righty tighty" - always have to murmur that under my breath tightening spokes.


Except bloody Pedals!!! Grrrr!! I found that out on a BMX the hard way.

Is there one for pedals?

I know they both go same way (towards rear for on?)
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Re: Analogies

Postby scatter on Thu 21/Oct/10 12:38pm

Don't you "pedal" them on?
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Postby znomit on Thu 21/Oct/10 12:44pm

Right is right
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Re: Analogies

Postby cruiser on Thu 21/Oct/10 12:53pm

:D Nice!

Here's another one for DH handgrip for MTB bars.

"Screwdriver hands" (hold grips like a screwdriver)

Gets rid of the weak T-Rex, elbows tucked in stance.
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Re: Analogies

Postby shmoodiver on Thu 21/Oct/10 12:59pm

scatter wrote:Don't you "pedal" them on?



nope, backpedal them on.
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Re: Analogies

Postby scatter on Thu 21/Oct/10 1:13pm

shmoodiver wrote:
scatter wrote:Don't you "pedal" them on?



nope, backpedal them on.


Ah. Depends if bicycles is upside down :D
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Re: Analogies

Postby Spyder on Thu 21/Oct/10 1:28pm

scatter wrote:
shmoodiver wrote:
scatter wrote:Don't you "pedal" them on?



nope, backpedal them on.


Ah. Depends if bicycles is upside down :D


Or on a treadmill.
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Re: Analogies

Postby FLATULENTFRIEND on Thu 21/Oct/10 1:35pm

“Out of sight, out of mind”
If you can make a break over the brow of a hill or around a corner so you can’t be seen – it’s harder to chase the invisible.

(ok, not an analogy, just a saying, or idiom)
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Re: Analogies

Postby cruiser on Thu 21/Oct/10 1:42pm

I've got one of those I swear by too:

"love the shit that people hate"

it's for those who want to go far in sport. relates to training and conditions mainly.
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Re: Analogies

Postby feddydafish on Thu 21/Oct/10 1:44pm

FLATULENTFRIEND wrote:(ok, not an analogy)


Neither are any of the others on the thread (except the OP and possibly the screwdriver...)
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Re: Analogies

Postby FLATULENTFRIEND on Thu 21/Oct/10 1:49pm

cruiser wrote:I've got one of those I swear by too:

"love the shit that people hate"

it's for those who want to go far in sport. relates to training and conditions mainly.


It reads like it came from the movie “Kenny”, but it’s darned good advice :)
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Re: Analogies

Postby fatwombat on Thu 21/Oct/10 1:53pm

FLATULENTFRIEND wrote:
cruiser wrote:"love the shit that people hate"

It reads like it came from the movie “Kenny”, but it’s darned good advice :)

:D A classic movie, witty and profound at a number of levels.
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