Why Are Roadies Such Wankers?

Postby E Dogg Capizzle on Fri 15/Jan/10 5:17pm

After reading certain threads on Vorb, I have come up with what I think is a quite ingenious generalisation: roadies are wankers. Discuss. :)
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Re: Why Are Roadies Such Wankers?

Postby Nick_K on Fri 15/Jan/10 5:18pm

E Dogg Capizzle wrote:After reading certain threads on Vorb, I have come up with what I think is a quite ingenious generalization: roadies are wankers. Discuss. :)


no u r
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Re: Why Are Roadies Such Wankers?

Postby happybaboon on Fri 15/Jan/10 5:19pm

Whats wrong with having a wank?
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Re: Why Are Roadies Such Wankers?

Postby cooper770 on Fri 15/Jan/10 5:22pm

what's a wanker and do i need to get one to be a roadie?

shit this is getting harder by the day. I though all I needed was some lycra pants and spandex shirt to go with the 10 speed!
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Re: Why Are Roadies Such Wankers?

Postby E Dogg Capizzle on Fri 15/Jan/10 5:24pm

happybaboon wrote:Whats wrong with having a wank?


IN MEMORY OF ALL KNUCKLE BABIES AND THOSE WE NEVER GOT TO MEET. Put this on your status if you or somebody you know has suffered a knucklebaby loss ♥ ♥ ♥ the majority wont put it on,because unlike cancer, knucklebaby loss is taboo ♥ ♥ ♥ break the silence ♥ ♥ In memory of all the ~KNUCKLEBABIES gone too soon, but never forgotten ♥ ♥ :(
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Re: Why Are Roadies Such Wankers?

Postby klxracer on Fri 15/Jan/10 5:25pm

Does anyone have a spare wanker taking up space in the shed? I have a barely used powerband out of a YZ250 that I would be willing to swap. Must be a road bike wanker, a mountainbike one won't do - the powerband is a green one, I found the yellow one that comes with the bike too slow.

Ah, it's Friday.
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Re: Why Are Roadies Such Wankers?

Postby happybaboon on Fri 15/Jan/10 5:27pm

E Dogg Capizzle wrote:
happybaboon wrote:Whats wrong with having a wank?


IN MEMORY OF ALL KNUCKLE BABIES AND THOSE WE NEVER GOT TO MEET. Put this on your status if you or somebody you know has suffered a knucklebaby loss ♥ ♥ ♥ the majority wont put it on,because unlike cancer, knucklebaby loss is taboo ♥ ♥ ♥ break the silence ♥ ♥ In memory of all the ~KNUCKLEBABIES gone too soon, but never forgotten ♥ ♥ :(

[Edit] Hey, my ROFLCOPTER is broken :(
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Re: Why Are Roadies Such Wankers?

Postby Simpleone on Fri 15/Jan/10 5:38pm

E Dogg Capizzle wrote:After reading certain threads on Vorb, I have come up with what I think is a quite ingenious generalisation: roadies are wankers. Discuss. :)

:lol:
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Re: Why Are Roadies Such Wankers?

Postby nzmatto on Fri 15/Jan/10 6:05pm

to answer or not to answer.....hmmmm.... ah what the hell....

It's to make up for all the pussies on wide tires who are too scared to ride on the road. :p
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Re: Why Are Roadies Such Wankers?

Postby Chickenman on Fri 15/Jan/10 6:18pm

I personally prefer the smooth surface of a road wank. I find that the harsh uneven wank of The Crater Rim(job) (for example) to be off putting, so I loose the moment.

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Re: Why Are Roadies Such Wankers?

Postby znomit on Fri 15/Jan/10 6:53pm

Its not that we like to do it, but it does shed a few grams which helps in the hills.
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Re: Why Are Roadies Such Wankers?

Postby disoriented on Fri 15/Jan/10 7:03pm

Do roadie mechanic use wankspanners :eh: ?
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Re: Why Are Roadies Such Wankers?

Postby the-right-to-evolve on Fri 15/Jan/10 7:11pm

:lol: best vorb thread ever
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Re: Why Are Roadies Such Wankers?

Postby johnL on Fri 15/Jan/10 7:53pm

come on its not the roadies, its the trackies wanting to be roadies
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Re: Why Are Roadies Such Wankers?

Postby slidecontrol on Fri 15/Jan/10 8:57pm

E Dogg Capizzle wrote:After reading certain threads on Vorb, I have come up with what I think is a quite ingenious generalisation: roadies are wankers. Discuss. :)




E Dogg E Dogg E Dogg, hypocrisy is a very ugly character trait you know.. :p
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