Ultimate Mega Sandwich Thread: Now With Pole!

Velocipedestrian · *by **Velocipedestrian** on Thu 27/Nov/14 9:45am*

great uncle bulgaria wrote:WHITEBAIT*

*I am deeply disappointed that this thread has existed a whole day and no-one has said this yet

Eating the children of endangered native species is not cool.
[waits for flames]

CrustyMTB · *by **CrustyMTB** on Thu 27/Nov/14 9:56am*

Velocipedestrian wrote:
great uncle bulgaria wrote:WHITEBAIT*

*I am deeply disappointed that this thread has existed a whole day and no-one has said this yet

Eating the children of endangered native species is not cool.
[waits for flames]

Hippy, vegan, green voter, liberal, what next? Suggesting I don't trap and eat tasty ~~kereru~~ wood pigeons, or fishing snapper to death. I"LL DIE* BEFORE I LET YOU TAKE MY RIGHT TO FISH AND SHOOT ANYTHING I WANT!!!!!!

*By die I mean whine about it on the interwebs/talkback radio/pub.

thelivo · *by **thelivo** on Thu 27/Nov/14 11:36am*

Ham, Cheddar cheese and Branston pickle. The king of sandwiches. Shame branston is hard to get here.

Wobbler · *by **Wobbler** on Thu 27/Nov/14 11:40am*

Countdown has it in the international section hurrrr

thelivo · *by **thelivo** on Thu 27/Nov/14 11:41am*

Yup - at the bargain price of $5632 per jar.
Unfortunately I live in Golden Bay - mayonnaise is seen as a foreign novelty here so i am shit outta luck.

Kev · *by **Kev** on Thu 27/Nov/14 11:43am*

thelivo wrote:Ham, Cheddar cheese and Branston pickle. The king of sandwiches. Shame branston is hard to get here.

I would agree with this, with two minor stipulations. The cheese MUST be finely grated, the Branston SHOULD be "Small chunks"

el_booto · *by **el_booto** on Thu 27/Nov/14 11:51am*

thelivo wrote:Unfortunately I live in Golden Bay - mayonnaise is seen as a foreign novelty here so i am shit outta luck.

So what do the Dutch/German wwoofers put on their organic homemade kumara oven wedges :eh:

E Dogg Capizzle · *by **E Dogg Capizzle** on Thu 27/Nov/14 11:56am*

el_booto wrote:So what do the Dutch/German wwoofers put on their organic homemade kumara oven wedges

Hemp chutney.

lubie · *by **lubie** on Thu 27/Nov/14 1:03pm*

thelivo wrote:Unfortunately I live in Golden Bay - mayonnaise is seen as a foreign novelty here so i am shit outta luck.

why don't you make your own? it's super easy and tasty as!

thelivo · *by **thelivo** on Thu 27/Nov/14 1:25pm*

lubie wrote:
thelivo wrote:Unfortunately I live in Golden Bay - mayonnaise is seen as a foreign novelty here so i am shit outta luck.

why don't you make your own? it's super easy and tasty as!

Coz I'm lazy.

thelivo · *by **thelivo** on Thu 27/Nov/14 1:26pm*

Kev wrote:
thelivo wrote:Ham, Cheddar cheese and Branston pickle. The king of sandwiches. Shame branston is hard to get here.

I would agree with this, with two minor stipulations. The cheese MUST be finely grated, the Branston SHOULD be "Small chunks"

Oh wow - so wrong on both counts.

The cheese should be big hunks of genuine cheddar, and the branston should be the original chunky crunchy variety. (the ham should be a quality ham straight off the bone ideally - hellers thin cut is an abomination)

Simonius_Titius · *by **Simonius_Titius** on Fri 28/Nov/14 12:28am*

You mean there's something wrong with the $9/kg stuff that is 1/3 ham, 1/3 soy protein, 1/3 liquefied chicken and flour? Come over here and say that!
At my age I'm just eating it for the preservatives anyway.

great uncle bulgaria · *by **great uncle bulgaria** on Fri 28/Nov/14 1:08am*

Velocipedestrian wrote:
great uncle bulgaria wrote:WHITEBAIT*

*I am deeply disappointed that this thread has existed a whole day and no-one has said this yet

Eating the children of endangered native species is not cool.
[waits for flames]

True.

But still very tastey