Now Sherlock Holmes, (I hope you don't mind me calling you this, I didn't catch a name.)
First of all can I say that I cannot thank you enough, If it wasn't for your excellent observation and communication skills I would still be living in a world where I would be thinking that transient is a one way track, god forbid! what a shallow and one dimensional world that would be!! I am also sure that the extensive use of the word "fuck" helped the situation immensely as I untangled bikes with the calm rider at the front, furthermore, when I told you that "I fucking know this a two way track!" (seeing as Sherlock had already crossed the F-word boundary I felt inclined to join in) you replied "well you clearly don't know" I began to wonder whether the 8 riders I had already passed coming down the hill without any incident had just been figments of my imagination, after all apparently I thought this was a one way track right?
After all this, you then told me that I need to " slow the fuck down, this is a two way fucking track" (I was really liking the use of repetition here, it was helping the information really sink into my brain), you seemed unaware that our paths had crossed on a blind, gravel corner. Now, forgive me as my skills are obviously not as developed as a rider such as yourself and I am unable to come to a sudden stop on such a treacherous bend without skidding into your buddies.
Let me ask you a question Sherlock, how easy is it to stop instantly on a loose gravel corner such as the one on Transient where we had our "meet and greet" session, Answer = not very. Let us then consider the outcome when said action is necessary? Answer = a loss of traction occurs. What happens when a loss of traction occurs? Answer = you slide, Now dear Sherlock, lets see if you can use your incredible sleuthing powers and figure out what might happen if a person (for simplicities sake, we'll use me) was to come across a form of obstruction in the path of desired travel ( once again, for simplicities sake, we'll use your group) and needed to stop instantly, what might they do, brake very sharply of course to avoid a collision, which may or may not be avoidable, in which case....There may be a coming together of sorts.
Now I don't expect you to console anyone about the whole thing or invite the person round to tea but when you blow up about a situation which was clearly accidental, had no effect on yourself and even your mates were smiling and smirking at you (yes I noticed that.). Then to be perfectly honest:
Stop being such a bitch about the whole situation, pick up your blouse and grow a pair and learn some respect..... like I said to you as I rode away "Get over it sunshine"


I don't know the track and don't ride MTB or know anything about off-road etiquette but fuck me thats no fucking accident, that's sounds fucked up crazy unless you just made an honest mistake with stopping distance.



















