Top Gear Australia

Postby some_guy on Tue 29/Dec/09 9:40pm

It make's me want too kill ducklings!

Just saw an episode on prime, all i can say is stop trying so hard.
They are not and never will be funny.
No matter what the do they will never live up too the top gear name.
they even tried too reproduce the characters, which was a heinous crime.

In my eyes it is failure in T.V show form
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Re: Top Gear Australia

Postby happybaboon on Tue 29/Dec/09 9:41pm

Anyone who watches a show like that is also fail. You should have known it would be ass long before tuning in.
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Re: Top Gear Australia

Postby avantibill on Tue 29/Dec/09 9:51pm

What were they thinking? :crazy:
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Re: Top Gear Australia

Postby Chickenman on Tue 29/Dec/09 10:32pm

avantibill wrote:What were they thinking? :crazy:


Err clearly they weren't.

I saw an episode a year or so ago, and it was Liberace gay.
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Re: Top Gear Australia

Postby E Dogg Capizzle on Tue 29/Dec/09 10:38pm

Are you sure? That's pretty gay.
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Re: Top Gear Australia

Postby istepinyards on Tue 29/Dec/09 10:55pm

Yep gayer than Marvin
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Re: Top Gear Australia

Postby E Dogg Capizzle on Tue 29/Dec/09 11:00pm

This gay?
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Re: Top Gear Australia

Postby happybaboon on Tue 29/Dec/09 11:04pm

That guy doesn't look all that gay. I would imagine that a truly gay man would have an expression of pleasure on his face while recieving buttlove.
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Re: Top Gear Australia

Postby E Dogg Capizzle on Tue 29/Dec/09 11:07pm

The guy's got a dick in his arse, if that's not gay then I hate to think what is.
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Re: Top Gear Australia

Postby happybaboon on Tue 29/Dec/09 11:14pm

E Dogg Capizzle wrote:The guy's got a dick in his arse, if that's not gay then I hate to think what is.

Surely his gayness would be determined not just on that factor alone, but also on his own sexual attraction to other men and on his enjoyment (or lack of) of acts of cock-anus love.
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Re: Top Gear Australia

Postby E Dogg Capizzle on Tue 29/Dec/09 11:20pm

I'm with Aristotle on this one; it's not whether you would like to have a dick in your bunghole that makes you gay, but whether you actually do have a dick in your bunghole.
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Re: Top Gear Australia

Postby happybaboon on Tue 29/Dec/09 11:23pm

What about if a gentleman were to have an act of anal love forced upon him by another gentleman, totally against his will? Does getting raped up the arse make a man gay? They should test this on the male hosts of Top Gear Australia.
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Re: Top Gear Australia

Postby Tugboat on Wed 30/Dec/09 4:20pm

Who funded it and thought they were on to a winner by copying a show that is as close to perfection as telly gets?

The end result was always going to be gayer than gay to the power of fag.
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Re: Top Gear Australia

Postby happybaboon on Wed 30/Dec/09 4:31pm

Tugboat wrote:Who funded it and thought they were on to a winner by copying a show that is as close to perfection as telly gets?

The end result was always going to be gayer than gay to the power of fag.

Ehh, loads of people completely fuck shows up by doing that. Like when Simon "I want to beat my kids" Barnett did an NZ Stars in their Eyes :blink:
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Re: Top Gear Australia

Postby briiii on Wed 30/Dec/09 4:35pm

The biggest abortion of a television show I've seen in a long time. The guys who host it make me want to vomit and scratch my eyes out all at the same time.

They were far to formulaic in their replication of Top Gear and failed dismally.
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