Re: Tim Shadbolt Warns Of "huge Bowel Motions"

Postby j2hyde on Wed 4/Aug/10 7:15pm

Seriously though, is there anything even worth shitting on in southland?
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Re: Tim Shadbolt Warns Of "huge Bowel Motions"

Postby wuffy on Wed 4/Aug/10 7:18pm

[sarcasm]
And what about all the cows shitting all over everything? What's he gonna do about that eh? EH?! :angry: [/sarcasm]
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Re: Tim Shadbolt Warns Of "huge Bowel Motions"

Postby znomit on Wed 4/Aug/10 7:27pm

j2hyde wrote:Seriously though, is there anything even worth shitting on in southland?


Not since Landis was there
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Re: Tim Shadbolt Warns Of "huge Bowel Motions"

Postby its that guy on Wed 4/Aug/10 7:27pm

j2hyde wrote:Seriously though, is there anything even worth shitting on in southland?

Tim Shadbolt? :hmmm:
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Re: Tim Shadbolt Warns Of "huge Bowel Motions"

Postby happybaboon on Wed 4/Aug/10 10:18pm

It's important that enjoyment of the outdoors be prevented enirely, lest people poo all over it? No Tim, sorry, not so. The freedom shit is a spectacularly enjoyable poop. Shadbolt needs to move his bowels in the middle of this countries great natural environments before he judges others too harshly.
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Re: Tim Shadbolt Warns Of "huge Bowel Motions"

Postby znomit on Wed 4/Aug/10 10:21pm

Which native leaf do people recommend for wiping with (assuming you can't find a weka)?
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Re: Tim Shadbolt Warns Of "huge Bowel Motions"

Postby happybaboon on Wed 4/Aug/10 10:23pm

Ongaonga works great :huh:
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Re: Tim Shadbolt Warns Of "huge Bowel Motions"

Postby swtchbckr on Wed 4/Aug/10 10:33pm

happybaboon wrote:Ongaonga works great :huh:

yeah, a wee picture of it should be included in every "Welcome to New Zealand, German" brochure...

Urtica ferox, aka (lol) Bushman's Friend, wipe away...
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Re: Tim Shadbolt Warns Of "huge Bowel Motions"

Postby speeding_ant on Wed 4/Aug/10 10:34pm

I've heard a Katipo's web is especially plush on the velvet button :thumbsup:
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Re: Tim Shadbolt Warns Of "huge Bowel Motions"

Postby bubbaa on Wed 4/Aug/10 10:50pm

znomit wrote:Which native bird do people recommend for wiping with assuming you can't find a weka?
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Re: Tim Shadbolt Warns Of "huge Bowel Motions"

Postby j2hyde on Wed 4/Aug/10 11:38pm

Lisa Lewis
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Re: Tim Shadbolt Warns Of "huge Bowel Motions"

Postby Wobbler on Thu 5/Aug/10 7:34am

:lol:
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Re: Tim Shadbolt Warns Of "huge Bowel Motions"

Postby Kazmeistyr on Thu 5/Aug/10 6:42pm

She need's more than 2 cups worth tho
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Re: Tim Shadbolt Warns Of "huge Bowel Motions"

Postby znomit on Thu 5/Aug/10 6:48pm

I thought the idea of wiping was you ended up cleaner than when you started :huh:
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Re: Tim Shadbolt Warns Of "huge Bowel Motions"

Postby wuffy on Thu 5/Aug/10 7:25pm

Who is this Lisa Lewis you speak of?

Edit: Google knows all :cool:
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