Re: Things That Make You Lol

Postby Velocipedestrian on Wed 24/Oct/18 12:18pm

dwgknz wrote:ONZO share bikes.

These are pretty funny. My daughter likes counting how many she can spot in a day.
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Re: Things That Make You Lol

Postby dwgknz on Wed 24/Oct/18 1:28pm

Velocipedestrian wrote:
dwgknz wrote:ONZO share bikes.

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Do they all just end up on Aro St at the end of every evening?
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Re: Things That Make You Lol

Postby Velocipedestrian on Thu 25/Oct/18 9:15am

dwgknz wrote:Do they all just end up on Aro St at the end of every evening?

Well, there's a yellow helmet that's been hanging on the tool stand by polhill for a day or two.
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Re: Things That Make You Lol

Postby Velocipedestrian on Thu 25/Oct/18 9:16am

Watching Simon Morton give the death eye to my bus driver who was riding his arse along Lambton Quay.
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Re: Things That Make You Lol

Postby dwgknz on Sun 16/Dec/18 9:10am

Kids.

1 term at WORD and everything’s changed.

The fights used to be that they wouldn’t go for a ride if there were hills involved. Now they’ll only go for a ride at Rangituhi not Whareroa!
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Re: Things That Make You Lol

Postby dwgknz on Mon 25th Feb 8:30am

Getting rid of bikes in preparation for the Canada move. We had 15 in the garage which wife said was too many to take in a container.

3 sold so far.

Seeking relationship advice from Vorbers; when’s the best time to break it to her there’s a couple more in the garage?
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Re: Things That Make You Lol

Postby Velocipedestrian on Mon 25th Feb 10:30am

Break 'em down?
A parts collection can be less conspicuous than a bike collection.
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Re: Things That Make You Lol

Postby swtchbckr on Mon 25th Feb 10:32am

Velocipedestrian wrote:Break 'em down?
A parts collection can be less conspicuous than a bike collection.

This, and they'll pack into the container and you can retain them, "hidden", in Canada...


haha, i read that as "when's the best time to break up with her?"
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Re: Things That Make You Lol

Postby nzmatto on Fri 8th Mar 8:30pm

The fact my account still exists on here after 3 years of not posting, and I still remembered the password. Where's the bad jokes gone. How long till I can get banned again.
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Re: Things That Make You Lol

Postby nzmatto on Fri 8th Mar 8:32pm

Oh jeez, look at my profile pic. The Telstraclear challenge from 11th December 2011. that's a worthy lol.
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Re: Things That Make You Lol

Postby AgrAde on Mon 11th Mar 7:58am

I thought it was Vladimir Putin :)

What were you banned for last time?
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Re: Things That Make You Lol

Postby nzmatto on Mon 11th Mar 10:45am

Telling bad jokes. It was a well earned ban. ha ha.
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Re: Things That Make You Lol

Postby dwgknz on Mon 11th Mar 12:52pm

Was it a joke that included a picture of Gordon Ramsey?

I remember a particularly offensive joke a few years back that caused a number of people to leave and never return.
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