Things That Make You Lol

Rik · *by **Rik** on Fri 19/May/17 9:50am*

Chilli of death

"Experts believe that anyone who attempted to swallow one of the chilli peppers would be at risk of death from anaphylactic shock."

Velocipedestrian · *by **Velocipedestrian** on Sun 21/May/17 8:49am*

Kevin HELLCAT Higgins wrote: I’m often accused of being OCD at work which is not only incorrect, but a malapropism as well. OCD is a type of mental illness; I, am pedantic.

Thank you Chainslap for expressing this clearly. Embrace your inner pedant, folks.

Velocipedestrian · *by **Velocipedestrian** on Thu 1/Jun/17 11:54am*

The communter nears completion, and during the tyre fitting something strikes me about how much crack they smoke at SpecialEd.

Velocipedestrian · *by **Velocipedestrian** on Wed 28/Jun/17 9:10am*

Hearing Wobbler on the radio just now.

a grumpy Cantabrian wrote:...used a sledgehammer when a ball peen hammer would have done.

Rik · *by **Rik** on Wed 28/Jun/17 9:39am*

Velocipedestrian wrote:Hearing Wobbler on the radio just now.
a grumpy Cantabrian wrote:...used a sledgehammer when a ball peen hammer would have done.

dwgknz · *by **dwgknz** on Fri 7/Jul/17 9:25am*

Wobbler · *by **Wobbler** on Fri 7/Jul/17 12:14pm*

Velocipedestrian wrote:Hearing Wobbler on the radio just now.
a grumpy Cantabrian wrote:...used a sledgehammer when a ball peen hammer would have done.

m8 im not a farmer

AgrAde · *by **AgrAde** on Fri 7/Jul/17 12:25pm*

A farmer would definitely be the sort of person to use a sledgehammer when a ball peen would have done.

Wobbler · *by **Wobbler** on Fri 7/Jul/17 12:43pm*

The "I've been doing it for 50 years why should I pay now" bloke sounds like satire

AgrAde · *by **AgrAde** on Fri 7/Jul/17 12:49pm*

Yeah. Apply it to a social issue instead of blokes fucking the environment and all of a sudden it illustrates how shit that argument is.

"I've kept slaves for the last 50 years, why should I pay them now?"