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Postby Oli on Wed 19/Oct/05 7:04pm

banga wrote:Just personally lately I hate

spending 5 nights in welly hospital, having xrays, scans, ultra sounds and ecgs
having some much blood taken its not funny, peeing in a bottle, having a swab stuck down my pee hole, having a dr feel my balls, barely being able to walk, not being able to bend any joint in my entire body more than 15degrees, not being able to work.

AND still not being told what the fuck is wrong with me.
Fuck its been a great 4 weeks.


Jebus, Banga! This is terrible...I hope whatever it is goes away really, really fast now, and that you're back to fighting fitness in no time. All the best, bro. Oli
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Postby Dodgy_Matt on Wed 19/Oct/05 7:04pm

Clarkster wrote:
banga wrote:
Clarkster wrote:
banga wrote:Just personally lately I hate

spending 5 nights in welly hospital, having xrays, scans, ultra sounds and ecgs
having some much blood taken its not funny, peeing in a bottle, having a swab stuck down my pee hole, having a dr feel my balls, barely being able to walk, not being able to bend any joint in my entire body more than 15degrees, not being able to work.

AND still not being told what the fuck is wrong with me.
Fuck its been a great 4 weeks.

Worst case of Syphillus ever?!?


nope Im clean.

When the Dr was feeling your balls, was he standing behind you? :eh:

and was he playing "Magic Thumbs" ??
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Postby Stun on Wed 19/Oct/05 7:06pm

Clarkster wrote:
banga wrote:
Clarkster wrote:
banga wrote:Just personally lately I hate

spending 5 nights in welly hospital, having xrays, scans, ultra sounds and ecgs
having some much blood taken its not funny, peeing in a bottle, having a swab stuck down my pee hole, having a dr feel my balls, barely being able to walk, not being able to bend any joint in my entire body more than 15degrees, not being able to work.

AND still not being told what the fuck is wrong with me.
Fuck its been a great 4 weeks.

Worst case of Syphillus ever?!?


nope Im clean.

When the Dr was feeling your balls, was he standing behind you? :eh:


No I was slightly to the left...





oh shit


I may have said too much :huh:
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Postby squished_cat on Wed 19/Oct/05 7:11pm

We can play doctors if you like Stun, I am a willing patient
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Postby fox on Wed 19/Oct/05 7:11pm

Stun wrote:
Clarkster wrote:
banga wrote:
Clarkster wrote:
banga wrote:Just personally lately I hate

spending 5 nights in welly hospital, having xrays, scans, ultra sounds and ecgs
having some much blood taken its not funny, peeing in a bottle, having a swab stuck down my pee hole, having a dr feel my balls, barely being able to walk, not being able to bend any joint in my entire body more than 15degrees, not being able to work.

AND still not being told what the fuck is wrong with me.
Fuck its been a great 4 weeks.

Worst case of Syphillus ever?!?


nope Im clean.

When the Dr was feeling your balls, was he standing behind you? :eh:


No I was slightly to the left...





oh shit


I may have said too much :huh:
to feckin right you have.

so how did this all happen if you dont mind me askin or would you prefer not to tell
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Postby Kah on Wed 19/Oct/05 7:13pm

The lack of respect for the English language.
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Postby Stun on Wed 19/Oct/05 7:17pm

fox wrote:
Stun wrote:
Clarkster wrote:
banga wrote:
Clarkster wrote:
banga wrote:Just personally lately I hate

spending 5 nights in welly hospital, having xrays, scans, ultra sounds and ecgs
having some much blood taken its not funny, peeing in a bottle, having a swab stuck down my pee hole, having a dr feel my balls, barely being able to walk, not being able to bend any joint in my entire body more than 15degrees, not being able to work.

AND still not being told what the fuck is wrong with me.
Fuck its been a great 4 weeks.

Worst case of Syphillus ever?!?


nope Im clean.

When the Dr was feeling your balls, was he standing behind you? :eh:


No I was slightly to the left...





oh shit


I may have said too much :huh:
to feckin right you have.

so how did this all happen if you dont mind me askin or would you prefer not to tell


I bought a white coat in an op-shop and people have been confusing me for a doctor for some reason :huh:
It could be because I'm currently stalking a nurse...
Or it could be the fact that I wear a stephascope and carry a multitude of biros everywhere I go... :D
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Postby Oli on Wed 19/Oct/05 7:19pm

Stun wrote:I'm currently stalking a nurse...


Is her name Steph? :eh:
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Postby fox on Wed 19/Oct/05 7:21pm

Roadie wrote:
Stun wrote:I'm currently stalking a nurse...


Is her name Steph? :eh:
well that was slightly random next thing youll know that its roadies love child
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Postby Stun on Wed 19/Oct/05 7:21pm

Roadie wrote:
Stun wrote:I'm currently stalking a nurse...


Is her name Steph? :eh:


No.
Grant.
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Postby Young_Jedi on Wed 19/Oct/05 7:54pm

Kah wrote:The lack of respect for the English language.

Touche'. Ooops that's French. My bad.
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,,,,

Postby Kona_stoner on Wed 19/Oct/05 7:56pm

Kah wrote:The lack of respect for the English language.



well said
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Postby Young_Jedi on Wed 19/Oct/05 7:59pm

I hate it when you're a beginner at the Yoga class. It's full of babes. You're inhaling deeply then exhaling and relaxing into the stretch. It feels good. On the next exhalation you deepen your stretch. The gentle sounds of whale song bubble out of the stereo. Inhale, and exhale and relax...PAAAAAAARRRRRRPPP!! You let out a fart that would bring tears to a statues eyes. I hate that.
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Postby Young_Jedi on Wed 19/Oct/05 8:00pm

Roadie wrote:
Stun wrote:I'm currently stalking a nurse...


Is her name Steph? :eh:

As in Steph Ascope?
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Postby DrLauren on Wed 19/Oct/05 8:10pm

banga wrote:Just personally lately I hate

spending 5 nights in welly hospital, having xrays, scans, ultra sounds and ecgs
having some much blood taken its not funny, peeing in a bottle, having a swab stuck down my pee hole, having a dr feel my balls, barely being able to walk, not being able to bend any joint in my entire body more than 15degrees, not being able to work.

AND still not being told what the fuck is wrong with me.
Fuck its been a great 4 weeks.


If you want to know what they are thinking you are allowed to get a copy of your notes

Stun wrote:I bought a white coat in an op-shop and people have been confusing me for a doctor for some reason :huh:
It could be because I'm currently stalking a nurse...
Or it could be the fact that I wear a stephascope and carry a multitude of biros everywhere I go... :D


Definately not the white coat, only the odd doctors wear them still. Stethoscopes however will get you anywhere (has to be a proper one though, not a nursing one), i lost my ID card ages ago.
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