Postby happybaboon on Thu 4/May/06 10:42pm

This just in from stuff.co.nz! "70-year-old in jailed on sex offences" - title of a headline news story.

How shameful :( - Whoever wrote that should be put in jailed. The editor of stuff.co.nz should also be in jailed.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106,3657424a11,00.html
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Postby lubie on Fri 5/May/06 4:52pm

OMG!!!
Jack Sparrow wrote:Welcome to the Carribean, love

http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106,3657789a4560,00.html
EW EW EW EW EW EW EW
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Postby happybaboon on Fri 5/May/06 4:58pm

lubie wrote: OMG!!!
Jack Sparrow wrote:Welcome to the Carribean, love

http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106,3657789a4560,00.html
EW EW EW EW EW EW EW


That totally grossed me out right before lunch today :(

Rum is foul :crazy:
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Postby happybaboon on Sun 7/May/06 9:03am

A poll question on stuff - "Despite Friday's lose, will the Kiwis come to dominate international rugby league?"

Rather than just being put 'in jailed' as suggested above, the editor of Stuff needs to be shot.
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Postby SlackBoy on Sun 7/May/06 9:25am

happybaboon wrote: This just in from stuff.co.nz! "70-year-old in jailed on sex offences" - title of a headline news story.

How shameful :( - Whoever wrote that should be put in jailed. The editor of stuff.co.nz should also be in jailed.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106,3657424a11,00.html


from henceforth you shall be mocked for any spelling mistakes and poor english crafting.

Judge not lest ye be judged yourself (or some crap like that)
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Postby Beanione on Sun 7/May/06 11:49am

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Postby happybaboon on Sun 7/May/06 11:54am

SlackBoy wrote:
happybaboon wrote: This just in from stuff.co.nz! "70-year-old in jailed on sex offences" - title of a headline news story.

How shameful :( - Whoever wrote that should be put in jailed. The editor of stuff.co.nz should also be in jailed.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106,3657424a11,00.html


from henceforth you shall be mocked for any spelling mistakes and poor english crafting.

Judge not lest ye be judged yourself (or some crap like that)


I think you will find that I seldom err.



I believe that a news website/newspapers website should have excellent standards of spelling and grammar. The standard of spelling and grammar on stuff.co.nz is quite low.
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Postby DropKick on Mon 8/May/06 12:26pm

The secret to warney's success - a good old fashioned shag

http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106,366 ... 23,00.html
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Postby DHGazza on Thu 11/May/06 4:27pm

Kathmandu pleads guilty to misleading advertising.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106,3664865a13,00.html
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Postby phunk on Thu 11/May/06 4:29pm

Teacher tells pupils to bash possum to death
http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106,3664041a11,00.html

The feedback is priceless :p
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Postby sifter on Sat 13/May/06 8:20pm

stuff.co.nz wrote: Flatulence ignites operating theatre fire
13 May 2006

A patient's "gas leak" is being blamed for bringing a hospital operation to a fiery end.

The man suffered minor burns in a brief but "dramatic" operating theatre fire which is believed to have been caused by flatulence, The New Zealand Herald reported today.

The man was at the Southern Cross Hospital in Invercargill to have haemorrhoids removed and was singed in the "exceedingly rare" incident involving his own gas.

"This was thought to be flatus containing methane igniting," a health source told the newspaper.

"There was a sort of flashfire and that was it, but it was fairly alarming at the time."

Haemorrhoids are swollen veins in the lining of the anus. If they protrude outside the body and become troublesome, they can be removed by surgery, which in the Invercargill case employed an electrical "diathermy" machine. A hand-held tool for cutting tissue and cauterising to stop bleeding, it produces heat and can spark.

Southern Cross is releasing little detail other than confirming an "electrical fire" occurred on March 22 and that it commissioned an independent forensic scientist to investigate.


http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106,366 ... 60,00.html

I wonder if the guy was awake at the time?!
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Postby Oli on Sat 13/May/06 8:34pm

Either way it's gotta hurt! :0 :crazy: :cry:
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Postby sifter on Sat 13/May/06 8:35pm

wonder if he thought he could sneak one out without anyone noticing :blush: :D
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Postby Oli on Sat 13/May/06 8:43pm

:lol:


As Jacq always says, "Farts are funny!" :lol:
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Postby jeremyb on Sat 13/May/06 8:45pm

One of my old workmates was in a lift with his little daughter and farted, she said "oooh daddy sneeze!!"

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