Postby happybaboon on Sat 30/Apr/05 5:07pm

E Dogg Capizzle wrote:


My god, that is obscene. :crazy:


I like his hat :D
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Postby E Dogg Capizzle on Sat 30/Apr/05 5:09pm

The groinal thrusting sub-routines are standard on that model. May I suggest you look at the Capizzle MKIV with new patented "lube tube" with teflon easy clean surface.
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Postby happybaboon on Sat 30/Apr/05 5:14pm

E Dogg Capizzle wrote:The groinal thrusting sub-routines are standard on that model. May I suggest you look at the Capizzle MKIV with new patented "lube tube" with teflon easy clean surface.


How come you keep releasing new versions every few minutes? Is there a MKIII? Or did you jump a MK because of the unfortunate "duck lover" problems with the MKIII prototypes' software? :eh:
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Postby spg on Tue 3/May/05 8:39pm

Is the new MKIV backwards compatible with the MKII?

happybaboon wrote:How come you keep releasing new versions every few minutes? Is there a MKIII? Or did you jump a MK because of the unfortunate "duck lover" problems with the MKIII prototypes' software?


I believe Beta testing revealed that subroutines from the US only MKIIA "Hillbilly Capizzle" had corrupted the MKIII's "Christian Fundamentalist" programming, giving the aforementioned "duck lover" problems. As a result the MKIII proved too unstable for sale I believe and is now used only for research purposes.
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Postby CrustyMTB on Wed 4/May/05 7:30am

spg wrote:Is the new MKIV backwards compatible with the MKII?

happybaboon wrote:How come you keep releasing new versions every few minutes? Is there a MKIII? Or did you jump a MK because of the unfortunate "duck lover" problems with the MKIII prototypes' software?


I believe Beta testing revealed that subroutines from the US only MKIIA "Hillbilly Capizzle" had corrupted the MKIII's "Christian Fundamentalist" programming, giving the aforementioned "duck lover" problems. As a result the MKIII proved too unstable for sale I believe and is now used only for research purposes.


I heard the bushings wore and there was too much play in the headset... The fact that parts were never compatible is also a problem...

That tube needs a shave, a haircut and a spell in the army... no hairy tubes when I was a boy, you kept your tube crew-cut!
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Postby ydopen-rider on Wed 4/May/05 7:48am

MikeD wrote:Ah, the hairy tube...where to begin?

At the base of it, I suppose. Be right back

aaargh you stole my avatar
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Postby Clarky on Wed 4/May/05 9:55am

E Dogg Capizzle wrote:http://www.noble.org/imagegallery/Forbhtml/PrintLayout_1_40577_40577.html

:eh: :eh:


Species Siphonoglossa pilosella
Family: Acanthaceae
Longevity: Perennial
Season: Warm
Origin: Native
Height: .5 foot
Flowers: April - October
A short, spreading forb found on rocky or gravelly soil in open or shaded areas. Grows from a woody base. Stems have spreading, evenly scattered hairs.

:lol:
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Postby james on Wed 4/May/05 10:07am

sikkbike wrote:
MikeD wrote:Ah, the hairy tube...where to begin?

At the base of it, I suppose. Be right back

aaargh you stole my avatar


MikeD has had that avatar since the begining of time.
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Postby MikeD on Wed 4/May/05 7:16pm

I was looking at that post thinking, "When did I post that shit??"

BANISH HIM TO THE HAIRY TUBE!

on second thought, that may be too good for him. And we certainly don't need him prodding it with that fork...

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Postby Percy Pig on Wed 4/May/05 10:44pm

I thought the idea of the hairy tube was to prod it? :eh:

Maybe not with a fork,thats rather kinky(only the first time I suppose),but whatever floats yer boat! :)
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