Re: Rules For Gun Fighting

Postby Henry Dorset Case on Fri 3/Sep/10 9:44pm

RussS wrote:
Henry Dorset Case wrote:its allegedly from the USMC. I have my doubts though.


Possible, but I never heard it while I was in boot


Parris or Pendleton?
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Re: Rules For Gun Fighting

Postby happybaboon on Fri 3/Sep/10 9:58pm

bubbaa wrote:do you have some rules for assassinating cunzor bosses?? (or in this case ex :D bosses)

Rule 1: Don't ask people for advice on assassinating your cunzor ex boss on the internets unless you want to get caught after the fact and get thrown in pound-you-in-the-ass jail.
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Re: Rules For Gun Fighting

Postby musket on Fri 3/Sep/10 10:07pm

dented wrote:
musket wrote:That cheered me right up.

That is awesome. Assume you liked this

10. Use a gun that works EVERY TIME. "All skill is in vain when an Angel pisses in the flintlock of your musket.”


Everything end really fucking badly when anybody pisses on Musket.
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Re: Rules For Gun Fighting

Postby happybaboon on Fri 3/Sep/10 10:13pm

musket wrote:
dented wrote:
musket wrote:That cheered me right up.

That is awesome. Assume you liked this

10. Use a gun that works EVERY TIME. "All skill is in vain when an Angel pisses in the flintlock of your musket.”


Everything end really fucking badly when anybody pisses on Musket.

All the "girls" on Marion St know that that ain't true.
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Re: Rules For Gun Fighting

Postby bubbaa on Fri 3/Sep/10 10:18pm

happybaboon wrote:
bubbaa wrote:do you have some rules for assassinating cunzor bosses?? (or in this case ex :D bosses)

Rule 1: Don't ask people for advice on assassinating your cunzor ex boss on the internets unless you want to get caught after the fact and get thrown in pound-you-in-the-ass jail.

:lol:
oh no - I'm caught!!
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Re: Rules For Gun Fighting

Postby chuckie34 on Fri 3/Sep/10 10:42pm

you forgot the most important rule:

#dont bring a knife to a gun fight
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Re: Rules For Gun Fighting

Postby RussS on Fri 3/Sep/10 10:55pm

Henry Dorset Case wrote:
RussS wrote:
Henry Dorset Case wrote:its allegedly from the USMC. I have my doubts though.


Possible, but I never heard it while I was in boot


Parris or Pendleton?


Pendleton - aka MCRD San Deigo :D

Brother was Perris and so was the old man
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Re: Rules For Gun Fighting

Postby happybaboon on Fri 3/Sep/10 11:00pm

chuckie34 wrote:you forgot the most important rule:

#dont bring a knife to a gun fight

The Ruskies have/had a knife with an assplosive charge in the handle so that you could fire the blade across the room, fast enough to send it through some poor Yanqui's neck and into the wall behind him :)
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Re: Rules For Gun Fighting

Postby musket on Fri 3/Sep/10 11:03pm

Oh, sweet then. You just need to get ALL the baddies lined up, and fire once through all of them.
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Re: Rules For Gun Fighting

Postby j2hyde on Fri 3/Sep/10 11:05pm

The ruskies lost the cold war and have a shit country, so the knife cant have been much good.
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Re: Rules For Gun Fighting

Postby thelivo on Sat 4/Sep/10 12:15am

j2hyde wrote:The ruskies lost the cold war and have a shit country, so the knife cant have been much good.


Funny. Everyone I know who has actually been there has loved it!
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Re: Rules For Gun Fighting

Postby fatwombat on Sat 4/Sep/10 3:23am

j2hyde wrote:The ruskies lost the cold war and have a shit country, so the knife cant have been much good.

The AK47 and the RPG-7 seem not to have gone out of fashion in the last 40 years ...
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Re: Rules For Gun Fighting

Postby CrustyMTB on Sat 4/Sep/10 9:04am

musket wrote:
dented wrote:
musket wrote:That cheered me right up.

That is awesome. Assume you liked this

10. Use a gun that works EVERY TIME. "All skill is in vain when an Angel pisses in the flintlock of your musket.”


Everything end really fucking badly when anybody pisses on Musket.
What about when musket pisses on Angel?
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Re: Rules For Gun Fighting

Postby musket on Sat 4/Sep/10 12:31pm

That incurs a cost.
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