I have green silicone wristbands TO GIVE AWAY (just ask me) with a a "Life Cycle Green" message on them. Some people have claimed that they are even better than power bands at making traffic lights go green. I'm not sure, but the green bands have really worked for me.

OK I'll join up the rest of the dots.
The above scientific studies make it obvious that a green ring tangled in one's pubes must elicit a "GO" signal from the ladies.

Many famous celebrities may have tested the use of green rings to generate "GO" and found it to be incredibly powerful.
However since celebrities typically don't have pubes they have completely failed to notice the uncomfortable entanglement problem. You can scour Google all you like but will not find a single celebrity complaining of entanglement.

A solution for the rest of us is now available.
I have developed a quantum homeopathy techniqueto encode the secret harmonic frequencies of the universal enablement hologram into liquid ink which is then used to replace the ink in a standard Stephens marker pen, Exhaustive testing has shown that a series of green rings can be drawn around the organ to be enabled. Some prefer a helical "screw" marking.

The pen is free to celebrities, or $60 to punters.

MTBChick wrote:The pink ones make you go faster, the white ones make you be able to do mad hucks and the yellow ones just make you look like dick.However, the blue ones, they are the ones that make you more balanced.

I got a pink one for Christmas, because it's pink ....

Don't care if it doesn't work, I LIKE IT!

Kevin Hague wrote:I have green silicone wristbands TO GIVE AWAY (just ask me) with a a "Life Cycle Green" message on them. Some people have claimed that they are even better than power bands at making traffic lights go green. I'm not sure, but the green bands have really worked for me.

I am surprised that complusory powerbands for all is not yet Green party policy, given the parties dubious understanding of science and its penchant for using force.

phunk wrote:

Kevin Hague wrote:I have green silicone wristbands TO GIVE AWAY (just ask me) with a a "Life Cycle Green" message on them. Some people have claimed that they are even better than power bands at making traffic lights go green. I'm not sure, but the green bands have really worked for me.

I am surprised that complusory powerbands for all is not yet Green party policy, given the parties dubious understanding of science and its penchant for using force.

No, you’re confusing it with Sue Bradford and Hone’s new party

I'd buy one but only if a reputable authority could certify that the plastic is made from oil from that gulf of mexico spill.

phunk wrote:I am surprised that complusory powerbands for all is not yet Green party policy, given the parties dubious understanding of science and its penchant for using force.

"Force" - you mean, like, the law, right? And actually studies have shown the Green Party to have a higher proportion of scientists among its members than any other party

Kevin Hague wrote:

phunk wrote:I am surprised that complusory powerbands for all is not yet Green party policy, given the parties dubious understanding of science and its penchant for using force.

"Force" - you mean, like, the law, right? And actually studies have shown the Green Party to have a higher proportion of scientists among its members than any other party

More likely the Jedi "may the force be with you" force??

Kevin Hague wrote:

phunk wrote:I am surprised that complusory powerbands for all is not yet Green party policy, given the parties dubious understanding of science and its penchant for using force.

"Force" - you mean, like, the law, right? And actually studies have shown the Green Party to have a higher proportion of scientists among its members than any other party

Clearly not all scientists are created equal.

But Green ones are more equal than most.

Its the green ones with red middles that are more equal than the rest..

What does the black one do?

kona.stinky. wrote:What does the black one do?

wrecks your shitter

Guaranteed to help any politician tho'

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/sport/news/ar ... d=10703972

thekiwi wrote:Guaranteed to help any politician tho'

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/sport/news/ar ... d=10703972

Ahahaha what a retard.