Pat The Alligator Likes To Party

Postby Tama on Wed 16/Sep/09 5:13pm

Hi everybody - meet Pat the Alligator:

http://thecrocodettes.com/pat/ wrote:Pat was born on the planet Alleega. He is a space explorer and famous for his good work in Croco Galaxy.

Pat found Earth many years ago and always remembered this planet to be beautiful. He especially loves the bright blue skies and the lovely rivers.

He plays a musical instrument called a banjo and since he has known Herman he has learned to play other instruments as well.

So if you happen to come across a big yellow alligator lazing in a hammock by a riverbank, chances are, it’s Pat the Galactic Alligator from Croco Galaxy.


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Unfortunately Pat likes boozing, driving, lying and not turning up to work so the judge doesn't think it's a good idea for him to go and play his banjo to the children far away in the North Island.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/nelson-mail/news ... n-in-court wrote:The jaws of justice have been clamped shut on Pat the Alligator - a key member of Nelson-based children's entertainment group Gerry and the Crocodettes.

Clive Jon Chapman, 30, who performs as the alligator with the group, appeared in the Nelson District Court yesterday in an attempt to have a sentence of home detention reviewed so he could travel with the troupe on an upcoming tour.

Chapman's boss and founder of Gerry and the Crocodettes, Gerry Holmes, applied for a review of the sentence to allow Chapman to travel with the group on a 14-day, 22-show tour of the North Island, which begins later this month.

Judge Tony Zohrab said he was sympathetic to Ms Holmes, who did not seem to be aware of Chapman's history, which included several convictions for a range of charges, including drink-driving, breach of community work and fraud.

Chapman was sentenced to six months' home detention for a combination of these offences on June 22.


Poor Pat :(
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Re: Pat The Alligator Likes To Party

Postby Velocipedestrian on Wed 16/Sep/09 5:20pm

bahahaha

izzat why you moved back to nelson Tama?




tell teh truth now
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Re: Pat The Alligator Likes To Party

Postby Tama on Wed 16/Sep/09 5:21pm

Velocipedestrian wrote:izzat why you moved back to nelson Tama?

This ankle bracelet itches :(
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Re: Pat The Alligator Likes To Party

Postby E Dogg Capizzle on Wed 16/Sep/09 5:26pm

Since when did yetis wear bowler hats? This band looks a bit crap.
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Re: Pat The Alligator Likes To Party

Postby happybaboon on Wed 16/Sep/09 5:29pm

E Dogg Capizzle wrote:This band looks a bit crap.

So now you're going to cancel them and pick some other entertainment for your next birthday?
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