Parrot Testifies In Divorce Proceedings

Postby Tama on Tue 23/Jun/09 1:51pm

Awesome :D
http://www.darndivorce.com/suspect-your ... t-a-parrot wrote:February 27, 2006: Argentina - Angry wife Rosella DeGambos got her blabbermouth parrot Bozo to testify in court, who then spilled all the family secrets within a two-hour appearance.

“I knew he’d seen everything that my husband Carlos did when my back was turned,” Mrs. DeGambos said in an interview about her bizarre divorce court ploy. “And I knew he had the vocabulary to describe what he’d witnessed. According to Nature’s Corner, the parrot described three “pretty dollies” that Carlos had “tickled” while his wife was away. He also identified the women in photographs, calling them by their correct names.

“I used to think that Carlos was a faithful husband but Bozo let me know about a year ago that something was up when I wasn’t home,” Mrs. DeGambos said. “He was using new words, words of love. And he began giggling in a high-pitched feminine voice. He kept saying, “No Carlos, not here,” and things like that. I knew if the lawyers could get him to testify, there was plenty of information they could get from him.”

Shown one picture of the 23-year-old beautician Carlos allegedly wooed in his home, the bird shrieked, “Honeybun, I love you.” When Mrs. DeGambos’ attorney asked the bird, “Who loves Carlos?” the winged witness said, “Ruby loves Carlos, Ruby loves her baby.” Coincidently, Ruby is DeGambos’ young and voluptuous secretary. Judge Agusto, let Bozo’s testimony stand and granted the Mrs. her divorce. The first such ruling in the world.
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Re: Parrot Testifies In Divorce Proceedings

Postby xcmtb on Tue 23/Jun/09 2:09pm

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Re: Parrot Testifies In Divorce Proceedings

Postby TMouse on Tue 23/Jun/09 2:42pm

Fan-bloody-tastic....

Am off to the pet shop for a parrot so watch out crazychris :p
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Postby sifter on Tue 23/Jun/09 2:44pm

:D

"Who you calling Bozo now, motherfucker?!" :lol:
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Postby thecharmed01 on Tue 23/Jun/09 3:35pm

Priceless......

She better insure the bird LOL
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Postby crazychris on Tue 23/Jun/09 9:17pm

TMouse wrote:Fan-bloody-tastic....

Am off to the pet shop for a parrot so watch out crazychris :p

you'll just end up with a parrot that narks on you.
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Re: Parrot Testifies In Divorce Proceedings

Postby Slapheid on Thu 17th May 2:01pm

I'm officially 6 weeks into my separation (though in truth I have been preparing for the last couple of years). Woot!!
House is going on the market next week, we are caring for the kids 50/50 from our separate rentals, kids are keeping it together and the future is looking positive etc etc.

My question to any legal minds out there:
Are MTBs, race BMX's and the associated gear counted as relationship property?
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Re: Parrot Testifies In Divorce Proceedings

Postby OliverBendix on Fri 18th May 4:11pm

If you're not going to sue each other (don't) then what the law says about what belongs to whom and how to value it is less important than what you and your ex think is fair. At least that was my experience.

My bikes were definitely mine, not that they were very valuable.

(Not a legal mind, mind you...)
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