What do you think of this vending machine?

Genius! I wish to have one like it on every street corner
19
45%
It's cool and I'd use it if one was handy
11
26%
It's a nice gimmick - but I wouldn't use it
5
12%
I don't get it
0
No votes
I'd only use it if it dispensed brussel sprouts, beetroot and spinach
7
17%
 
Total voters : 42

Re: Meatie Smallgoods Vending Machine - Pure Genius?

Postby Kyle on Tue 14/Apr/09 5:52pm

FLATULENTFRIEND wrote:
shmoodiver wrote:sorry

flatulentfriend you are absolutely 100% correct and should defend your honor to the last on this and all other threads


:rolleyes: I know I'm right and am trying my best.


Humans are designed to eat meat. This can be proven by taking your mongoloid self to the bathroom and staring in the mirror at your mongoloid face.



You mongoloid.
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Re: Meatie Smallgoods Vending Machine - Pure Genius?

Postby FLATULENTFRIEND on Tue 14/Apr/09 6:08pm

Kyle wrote:
FLATULENTFRIEND wrote:
shmoodiver wrote:sorry

flatulentfriend you are absolutely 100% correct and should defend your honor to the last on this and all other threads


:rolleyes: I know I'm right and am trying my best.


Humans are designed to eat meat. This can be proven by taking your mongoloid self to the bathroom and staring in the mirror at your mongoloid face.



You mongoloid.


:eh: Sorry you've quoted the wrong person. That meat is doing your head in friend.
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Re: Meatie Smallgoods Vending Machine - Pure Genius?

Postby Kyle on Tue 14/Apr/09 6:14pm

Explain why the human species has developed bi-focal vision and a mouth full of teeth that are not molars if all it needs to do is hunt broccoli you holocaust denier.
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Re: Meatie Smallgoods Vending Machine - Pure Genius?

Postby Bigfoot on Tue 14/Apr/09 6:15pm

Don't forget all those cool enzymes...
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Re: Meatie Smallgoods Vending Machine - Pure Genius?

Postby shmoodiver on Tue 14/Apr/09 8:01pm

mmmmmmm enzymes.
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Re: Meatie Smallgoods Vending Machine - Pure Genius?

Postby Percy Pig on Tue 14/Apr/09 8:02pm

Wobbler wrote::hmmm: I find the lack of smiley in front the above post offensive.
I'm sparticus.

:paranoid: Is this Sparta?
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Re: Meatie Smallgoods Vending Machine - Pure Genius?

Postby shmoodiver on Tue 14/Apr/09 8:15pm

Thats the name of woblars boat, the H.M.N.Z.S. Spartapoopalotashit
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Re: Meatie Smallgoods Vending Machine - Pure Genius?

Postby CrustyMTB on Tue 14/Apr/09 8:29pm

Percy Pig wrote:
Wobbler wrote::hmmm: I find the lack of smiley in front the above post offensive.
I'm sparticus.

:paranoid: Is this Sparta?
:spartan: THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Meatie Smallgoods Vending Machine - Pure Genius?

Postby Percy Pig on Tue 14/Apr/09 8:31pm

CrustyMTB wrote:
Percy Pig wrote:
Wobbler wrote::hmmm: I find the lack of smiley in front the above post offensive.
I'm sparticus.

:paranoid: Is this Sparta?
:spartan: THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!

:exclaim: I seem to have moved then, I was in Mesopotamia but a moment ago!!
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Re: Meatie Smallgoods Vending Machine - Pure Genius?

Postby shmoodiver on Tue 14/Apr/09 8:35pm

Percy Pig wrote:
CrustyMTB wrote:
Percy Pig wrote:
Wobbler wrote::hmmm: I find the lack of smiley in front the above post offensive.
I'm sparticus.

:paranoid: Is this Sparta?
:spartan: THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!

:exclaim: I seem to have moved then, I was in Messinmypantsia but a moment ago!!


fixxored
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Re: Meatie Smallgoods Vending Machine - Pure Genius?

Postby scatter on Tue 14/Apr/09 8:45pm

Bigfoot wrote:Don't forget all those cool enzymes...

Enzymes? Did someone say enzymes? :eh: :D

Enzymes :love:
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Re: Meatie Smallgoods Vending Machine - Pure Genius?

Postby CrustyMTB on Tue 14/Apr/09 9:14pm

scatter wrote:
Bigfoot wrote:Don't forget all those cool enzymes...

Enzymes? Did someone say enzymes? :eh: :D

Enzymes :love:
If it weren't for your damn enzymes I'd still have PIE in ma belly!!!
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Re: Meatie Smallgoods Vending Machine - Pure Genius?

Postby istepinyards on Tue 14/Apr/09 9:19pm

Yet another fred that Farty has turned into 100% WIN

:No smiley faces needed:

Turn that helmet mirror around and take a good hard look at yourself
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Re: Meatie Smallgoods Vending Machine - Pure Genius?

Postby shmoodiver on Tue 14/Apr/09 11:50pm

i wonder if his last name is hubbard?
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Re: Meatie Smallgoods Vending Machine - Pure Genius?

Postby DH_pinner on Wed 15/Apr/09 8:44am

brilliant!!!!!
i wish i had one!!!!!!
salami mmmmmmmmmmmmm :satan: :satan: :p :p :satan: :D :) :lol:
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