What do you think of this vending machine?

Genius! I wish to have one like it on every street corner
19
45%
It's cool and I'd use it if one was handy
11
26%
It's a nice gimmick - but I wouldn't use it
5
12%
I don't get it
0
No votes
I'd only use it if it dispensed brussel sprouts, beetroot and spinach
7
17%
 
Total voters : 42

Re: Meatie Smallgoods Vending Machine - Pure Genius?

Postby neels on Tue 14/Apr/09 9:57am

I murdered some carrots last night, one minute they were living happily in my garden, the next they were cast into a pit of boiling oil water. The tomatoes met a similarly horrible fate. Unless they learn to scream louder I won't believe they are in pain and will continue these acts of wanton vegetable cruelty.
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Re: Meatie Smallgoods Vending Machine - Pure Genius?

Postby happybaboon on Tue 14/Apr/09 10:06am

neels wrote:I murdered some carrots last night, one minute they were living happily in my garden, the next they were cast into a pit of boiling oil water.

I wonder what happens if you deepfry a carrot :eh:
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Re: Meatie Smallgoods Vending Machine - Pure Genius?

Postby Bigfoot on Tue 14/Apr/09 10:39am

You get a tempura carrot...
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Re: Meatie Smallgoods Vending Machine - Pure Genius?

Postby FLATULENTFRIEND on Tue 14/Apr/09 12:34pm

happybaboon wrote:I'd use it. I :love: salami, but it's sometimes an inconvenience to get to the supermarket for just a sausage.


:paranoid: DO NOT tell us what you do with that sausage! (or the Salami for that matter)
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Re: Meatie Smallgoods Vending Machine - Pure Genius?

Postby Conners on Tue 14/Apr/09 12:41pm

I find the level of innuendo in the above post offensive.
I'm fucking appalled.
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Re: Meatie Smallgoods Vending Machine - Pure Genius?

Postby Wobbler on Tue 14/Apr/09 12:43pm

:hmmm: I find the lack of smiley in front the above post offensive.
I'm sparticus.
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Re: Meatie Smallgoods Vending Machine - Pure Genius?

Postby skeletor on Tue 14/Apr/09 12:46pm

SlackBoy wrote:
FLATULENTFRIEND wrote::hmmm: Yuk. Haven't they the sense to vend something healthy?
Meat is healthy, bloody vego's
:lol: agree :D
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Re: Meatie Smallgoods Vending Machine - Pure Genius?

Postby Conners on Tue 14/Apr/09 12:48pm

Wobbler wrote::hmmm: I find the lack of smiley in front the above post offensive.
I'm sparticus.

:angry: Soz bol. I'll start sorting my shit out now...
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Re: Meatie Smallgoods Vending Machine - Pure Genius?

Postby shmoodiver on Tue 14/Apr/09 12:56pm

FLATULENTFRIEND wrote:
happybaboon wrote:I'd use it. I :love: salami, but it's sometimes an inconvenience to get to the supermarket for just a sausage.


:paranoid: DO NOT tell us what you do with that sausage! (or the Salami for that matter)


so this is where that amyl nitrite comes into play
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Re: Meatie Smallgoods Vending Machine - Pure Genius?

Postby scatter on Tue 14/Apr/09 1:53pm

Is it "let's all be pendantic fartwads week" this week? :eh:
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Re: Meatie Smallgoods Vending Machine - Pure Genius?

Postby Wobbler on Tue 14/Apr/09 1:56pm

:hmmm: Your smiley is in the wrong place
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Re: Meatie Smallgoods Vending Machine - Pure Genius?

Postby FLATULENTFRIEND on Tue 14/Apr/09 1:57pm

scatter wrote:Is it "let's all be pendantic fartwads week" this week? :eh:


:thumbsup: Ok, I'll start....
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Re: Meatie Smallgoods Vending Machine - Pure Genius?

Postby thorg on Tue 14/Apr/09 2:08pm

Wobbler wrote::hmmm: Your smiley is in the wrong place

no u r
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Re: Meatie Smallgoods Vending Machine - Pure Genius?

Postby Wobbler on Tue 14/Apr/09 2:15pm

:( served
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Re: Meatie Smallgoods Vending Machine - Pure Genius?

Postby wachtourak on Tue 14/Apr/09 4:48pm

:) told.
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