What do you think of this vending machine?

Genius! I wish to have one like it on every street corner
19
45%
It's cool and I'd use it if one was handy
11
26%
It's a nice gimmick - but I wouldn't use it
5
12%
I don't get it
0
No votes
I'd only use it if it dispensed brussel sprouts, beetroot and spinach
7
17%
 
Total voters : 42

Re: Meatie Smallgoods Vending Machine - Pure Genius?

Postby shmoodiver on Mon 13/Apr/09 9:28pm

pushbikerider wrote:
shmoodiver wrote:But pie is all about teh simpleness of a meat packet, bootah chicken pie is a bit hoity toity innit?


call it a classic way to enjoy a range of flavours on the run

I'm also partial to Pepper steak as well



Lets just say maggotpack FTW!!!
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Re: Meatie Smallgoods Vending Machine - Pure Genius?

Postby CrustyMTB on Mon 13/Apr/09 9:46pm

shmoodiver wrote:
CrustyMTB wrote:
shmoodiver wrote:But pie is all about teh simpleness of a meat packet, bootah chicken pie is a bit hoity toity innit?
your'e right... and cheap bourbon tastes better than hoity toity Laphroig... :crazy:



whut?????

Glenmorangie, Cragganmore, Laphroaig, Oban etc etc are whisky's you sip, any shit will do if yer mixing
As with pies, if you want a cheap gut filler any old 60% mouse gristle filled mincer will do, but a nice butter chicken, or lasagne, or pepper steak are to savour (while they fill yer guts)
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Re: Meatie Smallgoods Vending Machine - Pure Genius?

Postby pushbikerider on Mon 13/Apr/09 9:49pm

happybaboon wrote:
pushbikerider wrote:
happybaboon wrote:
Spokes wrote:Cool. :cool:

They should do pies to........

They'd endure a 1m drop from most vending machines though (so they'd only have slightly better structural integrity than a typical servo pie).


they'd probably wind up like those awful supermarket frozen microwave pies , YUCK!!

The microwave cooking bag ones where the pastry ends up soggy/raw and the meat and graveys ends up dangerously superheated?


*shudder* thats the ones
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Re: Meatie Smallgoods Vending Machine - Pure Genius?

Postby shmoodiver on Mon 13/Apr/09 9:57pm

CrustyMTB wrote:
shmoodiver wrote:
CrustyMTB wrote:
shmoodiver wrote:But pie is all about teh simpleness of a meat packet, bootah chicken pie is a bit hoity toity innit?
your'e right... and cheap bourbon tastes better than hoity toity Laphroig... :crazy:



whut?????

Glenmorangie, Cragganmore, Laphroaig, Oban etc etc are whisky's you sip, any shit will do if yer mixing
As with pies, if you want a cheap gut filler any old 60% mouse gristle filled mincer will do, but a nice butter chicken, or lasagne, or pepper steak are to savour (while they fill yer guts)


ah gotcha :sly:
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Re: Meatie Smallgoods Vending Machine - Pure Genius?

Postby FLATULENTFRIEND on Tue 14/Apr/09 6:10am

wachtourak wrote:
FLATULENTFRIEND wrote::hmmm: Yuk. Haven't they the sense to vend something healthy?


Fuck up.


:hmmm: Shows you know NOTHING .
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Re: Meatie Smallgoods Vending Machine - Pure Genius?

Postby wachtourak on Tue 14/Apr/09 6:25am

Vending machines with healthy food only is the first step towards a fascist police state.
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Re: Meatie Smallgoods Vending Machine - Pure Genius?

Postby FLATULENTFRIEND on Tue 14/Apr/09 6:33am

wachtourak wrote:Vending machines with healthy food only is the first step towards a fascist police state.


:thumbsup: Bring it on sister....if it'll stop some of the cancer, heart problem deaths...
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Re: Meatie Smallgoods Vending Machine - Pure Genius?

Postby Bigfoot on Tue 14/Apr/09 6:44am

Don't try and fight natural selection. If people wanna eat shit, let em.
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Re: Meatie Smallgoods Vending Machine - Pure Genius?

Postby Wobbler on Tue 14/Apr/09 7:31am

FLATULENTFRIEND wrote:
wachtourak wrote:
FLATULENTFRIEND wrote::hmmm: Yuk. Haven't they the sense to vend something healthy?


Fuck up.


:hmmm: Shows you know NOTHING .


:hmmm: Nope he is right, you should fuck up
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Re: Meatie Smallgoods Vending Machine - Pure Genius?

Postby FLATULENTFRIEND on Tue 14/Apr/09 7:35am

Wobbler wrote:
FLATULENTFRIEND wrote:
wachtourak wrote:
FLATULENTFRIEND wrote::hmmm: Yuk. Haven't they the sense to vend something healthy?


Fuck up.


:hmmm: Shows you know NOTHING .


:hmmm: Nope he is right, you should fuck up


:hmmm: Re my comment above - ditto for you.
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Re: Meatie Smallgoods Vending Machine - Pure Genius?

Postby Wobbler on Tue 14/Apr/09 7:36am

FLATULENTFRIEND wrote:
Wobbler wrote:
FLATULENTFRIEND wrote:
wachtourak wrote:
FLATULENTFRIEND wrote::hmmm: Yuk. Haven't they the sense to vend something healthy?


Fuck up.


:hmmm: Shows you know NOTHING .


:hmmm: Nope he is right, you should fuck up


:hmmm: Re my comment above - ditto for you.

:hmmm: NO U
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Re: Meatie Smallgoods Vending Machine - Pure Genius?

Postby shmoodiver on Tue 14/Apr/09 7:39am

FLATULENTFRIEND wrote:
Wobbler wrote:
FLATULENTFRIEND wrote:
wachtourak wrote:
FLATULENTFRIEND wrote::hmmm: Yuk. Haven't they the sense to vend something healthy?


Fuck up.


:hmmm: Shows you know NOTHING .


:hmmm: Nope he is right, you should fuck up


:hmmm: Re my comment above - ditto for you.


farty fiend, the woblar and the angry one are the most entertaining parts of vorb, trying to get into verbal fistycuffs with them is futile. especially when you're dissing the thread
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Re: Meatie Smallgoods Vending Machine - Pure Genius?

Postby Bigfoot on Tue 14/Apr/09 7:41am

Shhh, don't ruin the fun...
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Re: Meatie Smallgoods Vending Machine - Pure Genius?

Postby shmoodiver on Tue 14/Apr/09 7:44am

sorry

flatulentfriend you are absolutely 100% correct and should defend your honor to the last on this and all other threads
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Re: Meatie Smallgoods Vending Machine - Pure Genius?

Postby FLATULENTFRIEND on Tue 14/Apr/09 7:53am

shmoodiver wrote:sorry

flatulentfriend you are absolutely 100% correct and should defend your honor to the last on this and all other threads


:rolleyes: I know I'm right and am trying my best.
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