Re: Lyric Snapshot...

Postby ShoreBoy on Fri 8/Nov/13 7:20pm

If you really really really really love me
You'd never make me hang out with your family
Your mum sucks and your dad really hates me
When I try to borrow money he berates me
So Molly thinks that I'm too old for you
'Cause you're 19 and I'm 52
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Re: Lyric Snapshot...

Postby dented on Thu 14/Nov/13 9:51am

Society
Have mercy on me
I hope you're not angry
If I disagree
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Re: Lyric Snapshot...

Postby Astoria Paranoia on Fri 14/Feb/14 7:04am

Have you got colour in your cheeks?
Do you ever get the fear that you can't shift the tide
That sticks around like summat's in your teeth?
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Re: Lyric Snapshot...

Postby Derryn Hinch on Sun 20/Apr/14 3:20pm

Talk to anyone these days and you know, it seems,
Eventually they'll tell you about some heavy scenes
When they were living "with a druggie friend"
You gotta look real serious, or at least pretend
While with a reverend awe, like they're reading a psalm
They tell you about some jerk poking a needle in his arm
And dramatically conclude "you know, the guy was a freak"
But it's the eighth drug story you've heard this week

Well I knew a guy; he tops the lot
He wasn't on heroin, crack or pot
But it was worse than anything out of 'Monkey Grip'
He did the 'Happy Marriage In Suburbia' trip

You know I still don't know how this guy never got busted
For being so incredibly well-adjusted
While we were all shoving chemicals up our nose,
he was out in the garden with a watering hose

At first only small things began to go wrong
He wouldn't turn up when we were having a bong
But sooner than later things began to fall apart
He'd take his girl out regular, eat a la carte

He'd look healthy and happy, it was like an alarm
He was collapsing like the veins in my arm
I'll never forget that terrible night, oh God above
When he told us he was very much in love

So they both bought a house, there was no turning back
They got into it the week that I got into crack
His face was never so ravaged with addiction
As the week he showed me his brand new kitchen

I'd sometimes go 'round there with a cap or two of horse
Tell him "Kick the habit, get a divorce"
"Your wife's pregnant again" I plead "This'll make three
If you have another kid you're sure to OD"

But he's not even listening, he's in some delirium
His wife's doing the dishes and he's begun clearing 'em
"I love my kids, I'm happy" he'd say satisfied
But don't you know, on the nappy he was crucified

He's dead now, of course - needless to say
Family wiped off by a drunk going the wrong way
Oh, how many times has it been written, said or sung,
That if you live monogamous, expect to die young?

So, you can get into crack, smack, dope or speed
But don't take marriage 'cause this is where it'll lead
You experience real happiness, both physical and mental
And if you die it'll be purely accidental.
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Re: Lyric Snapshot...

Postby JaredTheAmazing on Fri 11/Jul/14 4:57pm

we are the leaders.....of alll....
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Re: Lyric Snapshot...

Postby ShoreBoy on Fri 18/Jul/14 7:36pm

Executed by the state, all appeals would be in vain,
I was not criminally insane, in fact, I was found to be,
An otherwise caring and respectable member of society,
A minor threat, except for that one man I killed.
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Re: Lyric Snapshot...

Postby FLATULENTFRIEND on Fri 18/Jul/14 8:37pm

Dirty deeds and they're done with sheep
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Re: Lyric Snapshot...

Postby Velocipedestrian on Fri 18/Jul/14 11:45pm

It's a long way to the shop if you want a sausage roll
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Re: Lyric Snapshot...

Postby FLATULENTFRIEND on Sat 19/Jul/14 9:01am

I thought I was bullet proof till a bullet proved I was wrong
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Re: Lyric Snapshot...

Postby ShoreBoy on Fri 10/Apr/15 8:30pm

Here is comes again
Don't let it pass you by
Like a city bound train

You know it's up to us
To lead the way and march
Toward victory

Standin' on the right side
Who knows whats right
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Re: Lyric Snapshot...

Postby Orphan on Sun 12/Apr/15 11:54pm

Well, no one told me about her
The way she lied
Well, no one told me about her
How many people cried

But it's too late to say you're sorry
How would I know, why should I care?
Please don't bother trying to find her
She's not there

Well, let me tell you 'bout the way she looked
The way she acts and the color of her hair
Her voice was soft and cool, her eyes were clear and bright
But she's not there

Well, no one told me about her
What could I do?
Well, no one told me about her
Though they all knew

But it's too late to say you're sorry
How would I know, why should I care?
Please don't bother trying to find her
She's not there

Well, let me tell you about the way she looked
The way she acts and the color of her hair
Her voice was soft and cool, her eyes were clear and bright
But she's not there

But it's too late to say you're sorry
How would I know, why should I care?
Please don't bother trying to find her
She's not there

Well, let me tell you about the way she looked
The way she acts and the color of her hair
Her voice was soft and cool, her eyes were clear and bright
But she's not there
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Re: Lyric Snapshot...

Postby Orphan on Sun 12/Apr/15 11:57pm

(Verse)
You could probably say I'm difficult
I probably talk too much
I over learn the lies and over think things
Yes it's a nasty grudge

(Verse)
I'm usually only waiting for you to stop talking
So that I can
Concerning 2 way streets I have to say
That I am not a fan

(Chorus)
But I am the greatest motherfucker
That you'll ever gonna meet
From the top of my head
Down to the tips off the toes on my feet

So go ahead and love me while it's still a crime
And don't forget you could be laughing
65 percent more of the time
You could be laughing
65 percent more of the time

(Verse)
Half of the time I think I'm in some movie
I play the underdog of course
I wonder who that get to play team mate maybe
They could dig a friction burden clothes

(Verse)
I am not who you think I am
I am quite angry with I barely can conceal
You think I hate myself, it's you I hate
Because you have the nerve to make me feel

(Chorus)
But I am the greatest motherfucker
That you'll ever gonna meet
From the top of my head
Down to the tips off the toes on my feet

So go ahead and love me while it's still a crime
And don't forget you could be laughing
65 percent more of the time
You could be laughing
65 percent more of the time

(Bridge)
I should've practiced my scales
I should not be attracted to males
But you said that I should learn to love myself
Make up your mind dr. Frankestein

(Chorus)
But I am the greatest motherfucker
That you'll ever gonna meet
From the top of my head
Down to the tips off the toes on my feet

So go ahead and love me while it's still a crime
And don't forget you could be laughing
65 percent more of the time
You could be laughing
63 percent more of the time
You could be laughing
25 percent more of the time
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Re: Lyric Snapshot...

Postby ShoreBoy on Fri 22/Jul/16 7:27pm

They don't hate us, they just hate their lives
And desperate people learn to despise
The suicidal's don't want to coup
They don't want to blow up, they just want their 72

72 virgins can never stop a war
But a 100, 000 hookers can beat the Marine Corps
In stopping hatred, fighting will cease
When everyone is getting blow jobs
That's when we'll finally have world peace

How many million men have been killed in foreign wars?
We need to reinstate the draft, enlist a million whores
Start with the sororities and then all the spring breaks
Ship the girls gone wild to Afghanistan
They'll gladly blow the sheikhs

These holy wars aren't holy, it's not the military complex
Terrorists are 16 year old kids who were promised Jihad sex

Maybe if they could see a woman's face
They might not get onto that plane
With a bomb in their suitcase

72 virgins can never stop a war
But 100,000 hookers can beat the Marine Corps
In stopping violence, fighting will cease
When everyone is getting blow jobs
That's when we'll finally have world peace
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Re: Lyric Snapshot...

Postby ShoreBoy on Fri 23/Sep/16 7:37pm

I tried to be nice
I tried to live my life
But everyone else is an asshole
I tried to forgive
I tried to live and let live
But everyone else is an asshole
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Re: Lyric Snapshot...

Postby FLATULENTFRIEND on Fri 23/Sep/16 9:46pm

Give my body to medical science
If medical science will have me
They can take my lungs and kidneys
But my heart belongs to Daphne
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