The whole reason his missus took the blame was to keep him out of the spotlight.

That is what he wants you to think

Wobbler wrote:That is what he wants you to think

He's always been ahead of the bunch. Stand by for a string of celebrities' companions sideswiping parked cars in titillatingly murky circumstances.

Oli wrote:The whole reason his missus took the blame was to keep him out of the spotlight.

I was thinking of his effort the other day, pleading to be let back. This incident serves as a timely reminder of why sport and public life is all the better without his odious presence.

Oli wrote:The whole reason his missus took the blame was to keep him out of the spotlight.

He was drunk.

umog wrote:

Oli wrote:The whole reason his missus took the blame was to keep him out of the spotlight.

I was thinking of his effort the other day, pleading to be let back. This incident serves as a timely reminder of why sport and public life is all the better without his odious presence.

I concur entirely.

I still love him.

great uncle bulgaria wrote:I still love him.

He loves you too.
No, wait, that's probably completely wrong.

Simonius_Titius wrote:

Wobbler wrote:That is what he wants you to think

He's always then waysad of the bunch. Stand by for a string of celebrities' companions sideswiping parked cars in titillatingly murky circumstances.

Drink driving in the states is pretty common. They can't random breath test you at the side of the road. Even then the only test is a walk on the line and saying the alphabet backwards. So unless you have done something and be visibly drunk that they can arrest you for to take a blood test.
He could have stuck with the Texan driving in the snow. But honestly isn't his strong point

Farm wrote:

great uncle bulgaria wrote:I still love him.

He loves you too.
No, wait, that's probably completely wrong.

No, its a beautiful thing between us.

Lemond on city cycling, fishing and Lance.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/promotions/events/11400135/Greg-LeMond-Cycling-needed-Lance-Armstrongs-fall.html

Fraser wrote:

Simonius_Titius wrote:

Wobbler wrote:That is what he wants you to think

He's always then waysad of the bunch. Stand by for a string of celebrities' companions sideswiping parked cars in titillatingly murky circumstances.

Drink driving in the states is pretty common. They can't random breath test you at the side of the road. Even then the only test is a walk on the line and saying the alphabet backwards. So unless you have done something and be visibly drunk that they can arrest you for to take a blood test.
He could have stuck with the Texan driving in the snow. But honestly isn't his strong point

Aha, that explains the use of the eye tracking test in the US, if they still do that:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nystagmus#Alcohol

The US is so different. Just one example: in most states married people routinely keep their own assets separate, they don't have our "common property" law.

In Texas and other states kids spend their whole life knowing they do not have any right to a share of any inheritance from their parents other than what is written in the will at the time of death. If a NZ will is manifestly unfair it can be challenged, but a $1 payout is quite legal there.

The sobriety test... you can fail and be charged even if you aren't drunk or stoned.

Got him:

http://cyclingtips.com.au/2015/02/armst ... romotions/