Re: Lamest Way To Injure Yourself!!

Postby slidecontrol on Mon 17/Aug/09 9:07pm

stop hurting yourselves folks.

I bet theres still plenty in the kitty for drunks who fall over on their faces / crash their cars etc :hmmm:
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Re: Lamest Way To Injure Yourself!!

Postby bikerjake on Mon 17/Aug/09 9:13pm

not me but my mate-
we were at this party and he got fukin wasted, throwing up in the bathroom, slips on his own vomit and clips the back of his head on a door handle and needed 8 stiches in the back of his head haha :lol:
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Re: Lamest Way To Injure Yourself!!

Postby ArjanH on Mon 17/Aug/09 9:31pm

OK ... last year 2 days before christmas we were on our way back to the carpark after a fun ride when my mate brought out his phone camera ... Wanting to show off a bit I did the following and broke 2 ribs. Christmas was a blast last year.
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Re: Lamest Way To Injure Yourself!!

Postby Wobbler on Mon 17/Aug/09 9:34pm

I got 5 rib fractures from crashing my bmx at walking pace (also bent the handlebars and forks)

Didn't go the hospital for a week, I figured it would sort itself out :blush:

codeine :love:
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Re: Lamest Way To Injure Yourself!!

Postby wachtourak on Mon 17/Aug/09 9:37pm

lol didn't you do it hucking off a balcony/deck or something?
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Re: Lamest Way To Injure Yourself!!

Postby Wobbler on Mon 17/Aug/09 9:39pm

Nah I did the ribs before that, the hucking came later after a whole bunch of booze :paranoid:

the ribs to handlebars contact happened earlier in the evening
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Re: Lamest Way To Injure Yourself!!

Postby White-Lightning on Mon 17/Aug/09 10:04pm

I broke my ankle at lollipops playland..... I got pushed off the bouncy castle and fell about 50 cm. then being the stupid 10 year old that I was (yeah still going to lollipops at age 10, man I'm cool :( ) I fell off the flying fox and landed on the same ankle....... Then later that week to test the strength of my cast, I got my mates to hit my ankle as hard as they could with my crutches...... didn't work out so good.
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Re: Lamest Way To Injure Yourself!!

Postby AarowNZ on Mon 17/Aug/09 10:11pm

I tried to kick a small soft ball that was inside but missed and kicked the side of the couch and munted my toe.
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Re: Lamest Way To Injure Yourself!!

Postby tomypg on Mon 17/Aug/09 10:31pm

I snapped my foot in half while walking... Was just walking along an *SNAP*... ALOT of pain... I feel it move about every now and then, don't think it's healed properly... O well, havent felt it in a couple of months!

Also, back when I was at primary, everyone was doing that feinting thing? Where you get the person to hyper ventalate then press on the chest and they black-out! so we did it to this guy and he was standing up and when he blacked-out he fell inot the gutter and smashed his head and ribs. He was out cold for about 10 mins and his ribs were screwed one way or another...
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Re: Lamest Way To Injure Yourself!!

Postby Sickman on Mon 17/Aug/09 11:27pm

DogsBollocks wrote:I caused a lame one. I was walking home from school (about 4000 years ago) and my mate was biking past, no hands. I yelled out and waved to him, he spent a second or two looking around to see where I was, copped me, waved, and when he turned back around to watch where he was going he scored the deck of a parked flat bed truck in the mouth. He lost 9 teeth :thumbsup:



Ditto for me as a 11 year old. I had head down looking at front brake to work out what was wrong with it and straight in a flat deck in the dark. The 2 front teeth have root canals now. :rolleyes:
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Re: Lamest Way To Injure Yourself!!

Postby surlyboy on Mon 17/Aug/09 11:44pm

My wife fell off her mtb riding UP HILL and somehow managed to cut through her achilles heel with her spd pedal.....3 months off the bike !
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Re: Lamest Way To Injure Yourself!!

Postby Sickman on Tue 18/Aug/09 12:30am

Not lame but pretty random.

I got hit from behind by an airborne 8 person expedition size white water raft which was flying through the air. WTF :eh:
Got a free rescue heli flight and 30 stitches, broken nose, concussion, etc

Make mental note to watch out for flying rafts during Norwesteries :lol:
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Re: Lamest Way To Injure Yourself!!

Postby Bigfoot on Tue 18/Aug/09 6:15am

This is from my SAR area a few years back :blink:

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Re: Lamest Way To Injure Yourself!!

Postby ArjanH on Tue 18/Aug/09 6:29am

Bigfoot wrote:This is from my SAR area a few years back :blink:


ouch!!! Heheheh ... sorry for laughing but that was pretty funny
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Re: Lamest Way To Injure Yourself!!

Postby Oli on Tue 18/Aug/09 8:00am

That hast to hurt, yea verily forsooth! :crazy:
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