Re: Lamest Way To Injure Yourself!!

Postby cruiser on Mon 17/Aug/09 12:32pm

xcwander wrote: ligaments pulled away with bone attached and now reattached with more staples, 2 badly stretched tendons, swelling and fluid trapped inside the ankle joint just finally draining out. And the DOG wants a WALK!!!!


oow! on the good side Doc's like the bone coming away. apparently easier to fix???

F**k the dog, let's go have a beer!! :D
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Re: Lamest Way To Injure Yourself!!

Postby wgtngrl on Mon 17/Aug/09 12:38pm

nagem wrote:I was standing up. *stares*

I thought you might have been - which is why I said I 'had' to be standing up. You 'could' have been sitting down :p

Still dude, that's uber lame :p

Oh wait - I sprained my spine brushing my hair :paranoid:
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Re: Lamest Way To Injure Yourself!!

Postby nagem on Mon 17/Aug/09 12:39pm

You win.
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Re: Lamest Way To Injure Yourself!!

Postby tartgrandmother on Mon 17/Aug/09 12:52pm

i snapped my toe falling off the couch?
and split my top lip open whilst jumping off the bed?
and broken wrist trying to ride bicycle onto a driveway?

all of which are pretty lame
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Re: Lamest Way To Injure Yourself!!

Postby Tinkerbell on Mon 17/Aug/09 12:58pm

I split my nose open when a billy with a rock in it fell out of a tree and hit me in the face
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Re: Lamest Way To Injure Yourself!!

Postby thorg on Mon 17/Aug/09 1:00pm

why was Billy eating rocks?
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Re: Lamest Way To Injure Yourself!!

Postby Tinkerbell on Mon 17/Aug/09 1:04pm

:lol:

:rolleyes:
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Re: Lamest Way To Injure Yourself!!

Postby nagem on Mon 17/Aug/09 1:04pm

Tinkerbell wrote:I split my nose open when a billy with a rock in it fell out of a tree and hit me in the face

What???
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Re: Lamest Way To Injure Yourself!!

Postby nagem on Mon 17/Aug/09 1:05pm

tartgrandmother wrote:i snapped my toe falling off the couch?
and split my top lip open whilst jumping off the bed?
and broken wrist trying to ride bicycle onto a driveway?

all of which are pretty lame

I win.
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Re: Lamest Way To Injure Yourself!!

Postby Colin on Mon 17/Aug/09 1:08pm

Thanks guys

I read this thread and all my lame is gone away :thumbsup:
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Re: Lamest Way To Injure Yourself!!

Postby tartgrandmother on Mon 17/Aug/09 1:08pm

i agree.. you do sound rather lame with your story :)
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Re: Lamest Way To Injure Yourself!!

Postby Tinkerbell on Mon 17/Aug/09 1:12pm

nagem wrote:
Tinkerbell wrote:I split my nose open when a billy with a rock in it fell out of a tree and hit me in the face

What???


Orienteering, some (tall) silly person decided it would be clever to put a control up a tree, but it was windy so they put it in a billy with a nice big rock on it to stop it blowing away. Neither me or my team mate could reach the billy so I gave her a leg up and we got it down. Not wanting to make it easier for the other teams I gave her a leg up to hang it back up. The little branch it was on snapped just as I looked up and wham! Nose split open. Impressively bloody, especially since it was raining. :thumbsup:
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Re: Lamest Way To Injure Yourself!!

Postby Fergie on Mon 17/Aug/09 1:18pm

When I was a kid pulling a wheelie to impress some girls and the front fork dropped out.
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Re: Lamest Way To Injure Yourself!!

Postby RussS on Mon 17/Aug/09 1:48pm

Caught my dick in my zip when I was a kid - damn that hurt
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Re: Lamest Way To Injure Yourself!!

Postby shmoodiver on Mon 17/Aug/09 2:02pm

RussS wrote:Caught my dick in my zip when I was a kid - damn that hurt


i tore my banjo string once, that was well ouchy
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