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Religious Belief Protection
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Offensive Language
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The Shirts Are Funny
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Trying Too Hard
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Disgusting!
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I'm Lurking....Hard
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Total voters : 48

Re: Jesus Is A C**t

Postby cruiser on Fri 10/Jun/11 12:20pm

wuffy wrote:Beliefs are like a penises.

Just because you have one doesn't mean you should try ram it down peoples throats.


Should we start when people are young and sneak them in insidiously?
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Re: Jesus Is A C**t

Postby Spyder on Fri 10/Jun/11 12:47pm

I'm against it because it is such poor grammar. Jesus was a c*&t. Unless of course it is targeted at someone living (& probably or latin american extraction) called Jesus.
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Re: Jesus Is A C**t

Postby great uncle bulgaria on Fri 10/Jun/11 12:51pm

Spyder wrote:I'm against it because it is such poor grammar. Jesus was a c*&t. Unless of course it is targeted at someone living (& probably or latin american extraction) called Jesus.



jesus is alive in us all

ergo . . . .
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Re: Jesus Is A C**t

Postby cruiser on Fri 10/Jun/11 12:53pm

ergo...we need an exorcist?
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Re: Jesus Is A C**t

Postby j2hyde on Sat 11/Jun/11 9:53am

We sure do live in a precious world. Is it OK to be offensive about other fairy stories? "Frodo is my bitch, I wore his ring?"

According to the Bible god has at times behaved like a real cum juggling thunder cunzor. Plagues, floods, disease, asking believers to sacrifice their children etc. According to other parts of the bible Jesus and god are the same person. So calling Jesus a cunzor seems pretty reasonable, assuming you actually care about any of that crap. It seems people are free to interpret their religious texts any which way they like to justify whatever they want, there's plenty of precedent.

It's all pretty stupid. But cradle of filth get some free advertising, so bully for them.
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Re: Jesus Is A C**t

Postby slidecontrol on Sat 11/Jun/11 10:21am

I reckon Jesus was a good bugger, the various churches that go around bullshitting in his name however, there's your cunz0rs.
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Re: Jesus Is A C**t

Postby happybaboon on Sat 11/Jun/11 11:11am

Hard to know for sure. I reckon he was just some delusional werido.
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Re: Jesus Is A C**t

Postby Jono on Sat 11/Jun/11 11:22am

My viccles wants to know if you had a tshirt that said "jesus was a good cunzor" would it also be offensive?
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Re: Jesus Is A C**t

Postby CrustyMTB on Sat 11/Jun/11 12:15pm

Jono wrote:My viccles wants to know if you had a tshirt that said "jesus was a good cunzor" would it also be offensive?
:p
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Re: Jesus Is A C**t

Postby Oli on Sat 11/Jun/11 1:04pm

:lol:
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Re: Jesus Is A C**t

Postby happybaboon on Sat 11/Jun/11 1:24pm

Jono wrote:My viccles wants to know if you had a tshirt that said "jesus was a good cunzor" would it also be offensive?

Clearly not. You could wear that shit to church.
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Re: Jesus Is A C**t

Postby Mickyfinn on Sat 11/Jun/11 4:07pm

It just a shame bad language is so common
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Re: Jesus Is A C**t

Postby wuffy on Sat 11/Jun/11 4:09pm

Mickyfinn wrote:It just a shame bad language is so common

LOLTHEIRONING
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Re: Jesus Is A C**t

Postby istepinyards on Sat 11/Jun/11 4:10pm

There is a company that is affiliated with a mood disorder charity in the States that has a T-Shirt that states.

Jesus clearly had BiPolar Disorder. :D
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Re: Jesus Is A C**t

Postby happybaboon on Sat 11/Jun/11 5:13pm

Mickyfinn wrote:It just a shame bad language is so common

Fuck yeah. I can't believe how many shitstain cuntfaces wander around saying bloody swear words all day.
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